[mr rochester]

ADVICE TO GINA

This is a knife and fork. No do not hold the knife like a pencil. For all your fine dining you must have good table manners.

That will be £200.00 pounds please...worth double just to prevent people thinking you are not well bred.

In the daytime do not wear low cut evening wear. You are not going to a club so you can wear more relaxed clothes. A bit of Jack Wills wouldn't go amiss in the daytime.

That will be a further £200.00 -Just to prevent people thinking you are not well bred.

Tone the nastiness down, do not celebrate other people's problems.

That will be £200.00 please - just to prevent people thinking you are not well bred.

There you go - £600 pounds worth of life coaching to see you through for the price of one Laboutin shoe which will never be any use to you...