[Kizzy]

Johnny was a quiet boy. He always had a fondness for the ladies but always struggled because he didn't have a very big...............................personality. He always shied away from the popular girls, because he didn't feel he was good enough to talk to them. There was this one girl he really liked called Alice. The rumours going round the village was that she had a very good reputation for sucking..........................lemons and spitting the pips a great distance. Alice was the village champion at this, and was proud of her talent. She lived in a cottage with her family, one of her brothers was once caught in the stables at the village farm giving Lola the farmers wife a jolly good......book about growing Marijuana. Lola was pleased at this because she liked nothing better after a hard days grafting than lying back with her legs up and having a great big fat..................hotdog and an illegal smoke. She was fed up at paying the high prices demanded by local dealer Rico de Hashish, the village scoundrel. Rico, meanwhile, had his own problems, he had recently returned home early after a poker game was raided and discovered his brother Nico wearing a dress and playing with his.....sisters dolls. Nico then decided to keep his secret save he would have to get rid of Lola so he tied her up and dropped her down a well. But just in time Lolas friend came along and being a black belt in karate kicked Nico in the............. Garden, stay away he exclaimed you owe big ray a fortune and he's looking for you! He want to chop off your........