[waterhog]

Carol the drink and Vicky - is it a case of - pot - kettle ? 11.09.13


this was tv gold,
Carol had on her cloak,
jealousy was so clearly sold,
when Vicky walked in on her own poke.
Carol condemning the drink,
really in me did unsettle,
watching herself back will need a constant blink,
what springs to mind is pot - kettle.
Abz is in his own bubble,
self help is no illusion,
and to get through the trouble,
are things like the block building with a cushion.
then started a strength test,
all part of the psychological game,
Rhylan introduced the "bit?h fest",
and Charlotte broke down when realizing her fame.
Louie had more flannel,
the stick changed the mood,
he stood his ground and confronted the panel,
more faces then the "Rub-ix Cube".
a bit of suspicion,
Charlotte and Vicky are onto Lauren's biology,
with these words i will pay commission,
its all a act from the "child prodigy".
Courtney done a classic,
it will be looked at with no block,
proof there is not more then plastic,
it was hilarious what she done with the cube of stock.
from Carol its now Volga,
she was more brutal then a UN tank,
you are a wrinkled bi?chy ogre,
shame on your comments about a wa??.
from Abz was a theory,
like a "animal" run down from a "infant",
he is king of the jungle with a good memory,
no one f???? with a elephant.
one more dig,
Carol again twisted the knife,
a knock at Louie was big,
out of her he is "sapping" the life.
from Carol and Charlotte is vital,
onto Lauren is the mission,
Charlotte feels we should hand her the tittle,
jealous and bitter is both there vision.
well done ch five,
these celebrity are pure entertaining,
you have excelled with your drive,
and over your parade no negativity is raining.



( what i want to no is - when Carol was knocking Vicky and being a little drunk - did pot and kettle spring to anyone else s mind ? as normal and if possible - reply's in poemstyle. thank you. )

[Ellen]

Carol is an alchy and should never judge anyone on their drinking.

[Northern Monkey]

Pot kettle,pot kettle,
Is what i did think,
When carol condemned vicky for liking the drink,
She looks like an old drunk is what Carol thunk!
Before judgement you pass for liking a glass,
Try look at yourself,You're not in great health!
Your jowels you can't battle,You've udders of cattle,
Your face is so wrinkly,Your breath must be stinky!
All of that wine is not a good sign for a woman who
tells others that drinking's a crime!
Get on my level Waterhog.lol

[cabobelle]

Carol is soooooo cheeky calling Vicky and yet she is ALWAYS drunk....get the LOOSE WOMAN out!!

[Patricia4]

Get Carol out the first on Friday.

[smudgie]

Neither of the pair can handle the booze, both turn quite nasty on it.

[mr rochester]

Carol and booze?
Well, it's really old news
Look at her face and her skin
Fag ash and wine
Stinky choice to combine
Both (like her) should be thrown in the bin

[mr rochester]

edit; post repeated for some reason...