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Old 03-06-2004, 07:30 PM #1
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Jason is on the verge of quitting the House after an uncharacteristically foul-mouthed outburst following a visit to the Diary Room.

In a rare emotional display, he joined his housemates in the living room declaring that life in the House was, "boring me now... I expected things to happen."

"Well do something then!" challenged Michelle.

"What do you want me to do - get up and dance or something?" snapped Jason to gales of laughter from the assembled housemates. But the scowling Scot wasn't laughing.




"Every day's Groundhog Day," he whinged.

He revealed that during his chat in the Diary Room he had told Big Brother, "I'm, like, *******ing ready to go man cos its *******ing crap now."

"Really?" asked an astonished Marco as Kitten confirmed that she felt the same way.

The gloomy Glaswegian then wandered into the bedroom to share his feelings further with Daniel. Amiably punching him in the chest Jason declared, "It's time to go mate - it's boring the tits off me."

Jason puts Stewart in a difficult position


"No man, not for you," implored the hairdresser.

Jason again stated his urge to leave telling Daniel that he'd informed Big Brother, "get it *******ing happening or I'm *******ing ready to go."



Having relieved his tension verbally, the muscle-bound housemate moved onto physical expression when Stuart unwisely suggested a wrestle with the hardman.

No sooner had Stuart flopped on the bed than the trainee air steward was astride him, good-naturedly pummelling his back

"Stuart is getting his a**e kicked yet again!" shrieked a delighted Victor as Jason manoeuvred the A-grade student into a neck-lock.

Exhausted from his exertions, Jason retreated to the Pamper Room for a spot of quiet contemplation.

Looks like the lack of exercise is finally getting to the House hunk...

Taken from the offcial site -> http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbr...ry.jsp?id=5574
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Old 03-06-2004, 07:47 PM #2
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He says this knowing BB is trying yo select a housemate for eviction!!

I hope they take heed as I think he is one that would not be terribly missed. Exept by Daniel.

I think he is a more sinister character than his smile may indicate.

If there is one thing that cheeses me off in any BB series it is the "Keep fit" brigade. I hate to tune in to the boring sight of seeing housemates doing physical jerks. I much prefer they behave like jerks instead.
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Possibly, banarama.

But, to go back into the mists of time, I still can't quite fathom out why Big Brother doesn't have a Weekly Task which gets the housemates interacting together, provides some entertainment for the viewing public, and gives the housemates something to do!
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Maybe he's sick of listening to Kitten, I know I am
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But, to go back into the mists of time, I still can't quite fathom out why Big Brother doesn't have a Weekly Task which gets the housemates interacting together, provides some entertainment for the viewing public, and gives the housemates something to do

Actually I thought they were going back to the monday come weekly tasks and deduct some prize money if they lose. Instead it appears the prize money will be affected by the Sat task.

The arguments are good but all that boring nattering that goes on during the rest of the time is a BB killer. They need something to do which is more constructive than some silly painting task that you would expect to see in a school for infants.

Oh stop whinging bananarama and start thinking about Stuart and Mischelle and ofcom.
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