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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Rutland
Posts: 25,358
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Rutland
Posts: 25,358
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Throws e-service on the ground
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The e-minister says
In the presence of Big Brother we have come together to witness the e-marriage of BBFernzy and Stropz, to ask for Big Brother's blessing on them, to share their joy and to celebrate their e-love.
E-Marriage is a gift of Big Brother in creation through which e-husband and e-wife may know the grace of Big Brother. It is given that as man and woman grow together in e-love and e-trust, they shall be united with one another in e-heart, e-body and e-mind.
The gift of marriage brings e-husband and e-wife together in the e-delight and e-tenderness of e-sexual union and joyful commitment to the end of their e-lives. It is given as the foundation of e-family life in which e-children are e-born and e-nurtured and in which each member of the e-family, in good e-times and in bad, may you both find e-strength, e-companionship and e-comfort, and grow to maturity in e-love.
E-Marriage is a way of life made by Big Brother, and e-blessed by celebrating this wedding. E-Marriage is a sign of unity and loyalty which all should uphold and honour. It enriches e-society and strengthens e-community. No one should enter into it lightly or selfishly but reverently and responsibly in the sight of Big Brother.
BBFernzy and Stropz are now to enter this way of life. They will each give their e-consent to the other and make solemn e-vows, and in token of this they will each give and receive a e-ring. We hope that they may fulfil Big Brothers's purposes for the whole of their e-life together.
The e-minister says to the e-congregation
First, I am required to ask anyone present who knows a reason why these persons may not lawfully e-marry, to declare it now.
The e-minister says to the e-couple
The e-vows you are about to take are to be made in the presence of Big Brother,who is e-judge of all and knows all the e-secrets of our e-hearts; therefore if either of you knows a reason why you may not lawfully e-marry, you must declare it now.
The e-minister says to the e-bridegroom
BBFernzy, will you take Stropz to be your e-wife? Will you e-love her, e-comfort her, e-honour and e-protect her,and, e-forsaking all e-others, be e-faithful to her as long as you both shall e-live?
He answers
I will.
The e-minister says to the e-bride
Stropz, will you take BBFernzy to be your e-husband? Will you e-love him, e-comfort him, e-honour and e-protect him,and, forsaking all e-others,be e-faithful to him as long as you both shall e-live?
She answers
I will.
The minister says to the e-congregation
Will you, the e-families and e-friends of BBFernzy and Stropz, e-support and e-uphold them in their e-marriage now and in the years to come?
The minister says to the e-couple
BBFernzy and Stropz, I now invite you to join e-hands and make your e-vows, in the presence of Big Brother and his e-people.
The e-bridegroom takes the e-bride's right e-hand in hers, and says
I, BBFernzy , take you, Stropz,
to be my e-wife,
to e-have and to e-hold
from this e-day forward;
for e-better, for e-worse,
for e-richer, for e-poorer,
in e-sickness and in e-health,
to e-love and to e-cherish,
till e-death us do part;
according to Big Brother.
In the presence of Big Brother I make this e-vow.
They loose e-hands.
The e-bride takes the e-bridegroom's right e-hand in hers, and says
I, Stropz , take you, BBFernzy ,
to be my e-husband,
to e-have and to e-hold
from this e-day forward;
for e-better, for e-worse,
for e-richer, for e-poorer,
in e-sickness and in e-health,
to e-love and to e-cherish,
till e-death us do part;
according to Big Brother.
In the presence of Big Brother I make this e-vow.
They loose e-hands.
Big Brother, by your blessing let these rings be to BBFernzy and Stropz a symbol of unending e-love and e-faithfulness, to remind them of the e-vow and e-covenant.
The -eminister says to the couple
Please exchange the e-rings
Couple exchange e-rings
The e-minister says to the e-congregation
In the presence of big Brother, and before this congregation, BBFernzy and Stropz have given their e-consentand made their e-marriage vows to each other. They have declared their e-marriage by the joining of e-hands and by the giving and receiving of e-rings. I therefore proclaim that they are e-husband and e-wife.
Those whom Big Brither has joined together let no one put asunder.
The minister says to the couple
You may now e-kiss the e-Bride
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And stamps on it........  :bawl ing:
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13-02-2007, 09:43 PM
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