[Kyle]

This silly little child has just prodded our nest
And they have the audacity to call us a pest.
Me and my pals will make him shake with fear
Cos he doesn't know we have a second exit at the rear

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

I am the wasp and your sat on my bench
There's 3 of you to pick from but I'll target the wench
Come here sweet girl and pass me your finger
And let me garnish it with my stinger

I was that girl...but it was not my finger.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by smudgie

I was that girl...but it was not my finger.

I dare not ask where

[Kate!]

I'm allergic to wasp stings last time one stung me on the leg and I had to go to hospital for a shot, my leg swelled up like a grapefruit and I couldn't get my breath. Really scary.

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

I dare not ask where

You would not believe me...it managed to get somewhere it should not.
Worth it though to see the look on the face of the fella on the next bench as he shuffled his kids away from the mad women dancing about trying to get a wasp out of her knickers after it had stung her. Had to take the beggars off...my kids were mortified.

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

I'm allergic to wasp stings last time one stung me on the leg and I had to go to hospital for a shot, my leg swelled up like a grapefruit and I couldn't get my breath. Really scary.

Oooooh nasty.

[AnnieK]

My next door neighbour has a huge tree on their drive that covers all the cars in sap. The sap attracts wasps....every time I get in my car I have to run the gauntlet of being dive bombed by loads of them!!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by smudgie

You would not believe me...it managed to get somewhere it should not.
Worth it though to see the look on the face of the fella on the next bench as he shuffled his kids away from the mad women dancing about trying to get a wasp out of her knickers after it had stung her. Had to take the beggars off...my kids were mortified.

Ouch that sounds crazy lol. What a place to get you.

If a wasp ever stung me on my John Thomas I'd never go out In public again,

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by anniek76

My next door neighbour has a huge tree on their drive that covers all the cars in sap. The sap attracts wasps....every time I get in my car I have to run the gauntlet of being dive bombed by loads of them!!

Lol I bet it's worse in the autumn when they get drunk on fermenting fruit. They are mad bastards then.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

ADORABLE

[x-evenstar-x]

The point of them is to torment everyone! The little pests that they are!

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Nathan

I think Piers Morgan should interview a wasp

[fingers]

Their big brothers, the Hornets are even more evil than the little 'uns!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by fingers

Their big brothers, the Hornets are even more evil than the little 'uns!

That's why I don't go near Watford.

[Vicky.]

To piss us people off, and make us do the embarrassing arm flapping thing in public

[fingers]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

To piss us people off, and make us do the embarrassing arm flapping thing in public

Serves you right for drinking coke on the street!

[Vicky.]

Oh piss off. You now gave me a huge craving for coke now and I just got out of the bath so can't go to the shop and we have none in the house

[Vicky.]

*sits sulking with my diluted orange*

[fingers]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Oh piss off. You now gave me a huge craving for coke now and I just got out of the bath so can't go to the shop and we have none in the house

You won't have any wasps either, look on the bright side!

Edit: You're not preggers again, are you?

[Vicky.]

Not that I know of

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Oh piss off. You now gave me a huge craving for coke now and I just got out of the bath so can't go to the shop and we have none in the house