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Old 02-03-2007, 04:20 PM #1
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Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?

A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

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Q. Two chav's jump off a cliff, who wins?

A. Society.

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Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.

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Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?

A. Granny

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Q. What do you call a chav in a box?

A. Innit.

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Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

A. Sorted.

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Q. What do you call a chav in a suit?

A. "Will the defendant please rise"

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Q. Why did the chav cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever

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Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.

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Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?

A. It might be your bike.

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Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?

A. What you looking at.

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Q. Why are chav's like slinkey's?

A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
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Q. Two chav's in a car without any music, who's driving?

A. The policeman!

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Q. How do you get a hundred chav's in a phone box?

A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

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Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?

A. A start.

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Q. Why is 3 chav's going over a cliff in a nova a shame?

A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

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Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A. A liar.

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Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?

A. Bigmac please.

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Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?

A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count
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LMAO, thanks for those - and I actually got most of them as well.
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Loving these, realy funny
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LOLOLOL this made my day! absolutly hilarious!!!!!
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Yeah, there all really funny
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lol all very funny there thanks for that
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haha their funny
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Hahaha i usually dont get jokes but they were actually really funny thanks!
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thye are really bad jokes - that what makes them funny
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i like the cocout one
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these are hilarious I like this one lol
Q. Why are chav's like slinkey's?

A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
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