[seanraff07]

Time to reveal the most humiliating story to TiBB...

I was going to see The Stone Roses in Glasgow, I was on a supporters coach (holds 50) and I got on it at Edinburgh.

Before we got on the bus me and my mates had been drinking for a couple hours, I thought I needed a piss and had the other opportunity to nip into Burger King before I got on the bus, but stupidly decided not to thinking I could wait till I'm in Glasgow.

5 minutes into the journey I was fighting for dear life trying to hold this piss in, I suggested pissing in a bottle that I had on me, my two mates laughed at me, not realising that I was being genuinely serious.

So I had to then down what was already in my bottle (at least a third was vodka) making myself worse for wear and even more desperate on this piss. I reached the "**** it" point where I felt I had no option to do it, so to try and failingly disguise the fact I was pissing on a bus with 50 randoms on it I told my mate to stand up to try and block the view for everyone else on the bus.

Got it out, tried to aim into this bottle whilst sitting down, all was going ok then mid piss it slipped out the bottle and sprayed slightly over myself, and my mate. This happened 3 times before we finally stopped at a garage and I had the best piss of my life outside a garage.

Sorry, you did ask

[swinearefine]

hm just realized I'm living a boring life, probably the woods idk

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jessica‪

Where was the weirdest place you have urinated?

In the Bath as I've been washing my hair.

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by The Mockinator

In the Bath as I've been washing my hair.

[user104658]

Pissed out of my window in University halls in the middle of the night when I woke up still blind drunk. The room had an en suite bathroom. No idea.

Though I can top anything for randomness: a Uni friend of mine, getting home totally legless, passed out on his bed... Then woke up and pissed ON HIS OWN LAPTOP... which was in the middle of his room on the floor. I have no idea. He maintains that in his stupor, he was convinced it was a urinal.