[Semtex]

He's a little scrote who got lucky due to nepotism, no discernible talent, over inflated ego, face like a bees arse after it's pulled its sting out.
I see no redeeming features, seen better dressed salads, couldn't count to five if given four start, body like an eight year old Warwick Davies.
Always camera savvy, though it aint helping, middle class gangsta wannabe.

He should give Gina Rio a ring.