[waterhog]

was Ollie break-dance a wham ? 16.01.14

Wednesdays show started with a dance,
yes it was like "Wham",
but Ollie's effort did enhance,
his rap is as camp as George to the gram.
the reveal of the snide,
it was Jim to be judged,
most got it correct with little divide,
Linda's look could not have smudged.
Jim failing to stay hidden,
will equal food standards dropping,
will anger lead to no Jim love or no smitten,
beans and chick peas will equal rear end popping.
Lionel is as straight as a ruler,
so the rule break and make-up is not justified,
i suppose it makes it all the crueler,
when the trial of Luisa and Lionel and chocs and shampoo is scrutinized.
the criminals were getting cross,
is it to do with being caught and shame,
Luisa confronted the underworld boss,
because of his instructions, he is to blame.
Linonel is going going through a alter,
remember he is a 82 year old geezer,
Jim was comedy with lets make a cup of hot water,
but i liked the comparison to mother Teresa.
very angry with the apprentice,
the 3 triplets have all untied,
there effort is relentless,
to Luisa playboy party are still uninvited.
basic rations all did dread,
the friction is now amusing,
ollie asking Luisia about making bread,
no bake off with the refusing.
was Luisa childish,
when for Lionol and Jim she refused to cook,
Lee walked out which was not stylish,
closed was the recipe book.
Jazmine had a inclination,
but only 50% correct,
yes of-course there is Luisa frustration,
but i am so glad the 50% made her correct.
time for a kiss,
neither did decline,
Linoel and Luisa took the opportunity with no miss,
made up over a glass of wine.
to the salon for beauty,
Casey was trying to advice and no less,
but Liz will never be a cutey,
its the nature of the "press".
i don't no if it was a joke,
Dappy giving advice to Jazmine caused curiosity,
not understanding about the t humble and poke,
and miss led to think Lee is all about honesty.
all over the floor,
passion was not tight,
while behind the diary room door,
Luisa admitted she would be blessed if Jim went tonight.
but Jim was first saved,
before the 317 mins of liqueur,
truth or dare truly amazed,
this really was a humiliating flicker.
Liz had reflection,
i say cheers with a cup,
if she goes there will be little objection,
while Ollie told Sam she is far beautiful with no make up.
back to crude,
this has no limitation,
Dappy really is no prude,
not disappointed about Luisa and titillation.
Jazmine out the gate,
but a twist that did puzzle,
saving Casey and Linda failed to communicate,
will Lee feel different now off is the muzzle.
yes this is a marathon to read,
but thank you for your time,
i have one last plead,
if you have to reply, please make it rhyme.

[Vanessa]

I like Ollie friendship with Dappy. They're cute. I want to see more of that.