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CBB13 Celebrity Big Brother 2014 (CBB13) shown January 2014 was won by Jim Davidson.

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Old 20-01-2014, 08:57 AM #1
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Default fact or fiction - sunday

fact or fiction - sunday 20.01.14

Sunday shows begun tough,
Luisa felt knackered,
Jim's night was rough,
he took this opportunity to make all shattered.
Lindia, Sam and Luisia got gobby,
Jim is now the focal,
someone is going to "wind up" as a hobby,
Luisa spoke out and was vocal.
a little vent in the diary room,
Jim was very active,
on Luisa he did closely zoom,
saying something about her is very unattractive.
time for rhythm,
it was Luisa bit of music recording,
clanging and banging to create a BB anthem,
but Jim was not applauding.
Ollie "beatabox" was glory,
it was fat and greasy and humorous stodge,
when Jim came up it was a different story,
his lovely company is probably being self share in the lodge.
Dappy and Jim reminisced,
sleeping was the topic,
a dig Luisa never missed,
because on Jim's sleeping position she was microscopic.
Luisa has a new job,
none stop ticking is her mind,
but she now wants a Jim sticking,
and her goal in life is to him wind.
she also put Ollie in the pan,
he has great ability,
top marks to his game plan,
but the romance will lead to no fertility.
now a bit of comedy,
i understand why the label "racy",
it was appreciated by a stand up body,
top marks Jim gave Casey.
time for the lover,
i mean the "gangsters paradise",
Dappy done his no1 song cover,
Jim was so impressed top marks were nice.
Lindia did not approve,
the trousers were the stick,
Luisa comment i now remove,
because she loved the grab of the ??.
a good bit of acting,
Ollie and Sam did carry,
the tears were most attracting,
so decent was the proposal to marry.
they won the trophy meddle,
Jim presenting was no misery,
Dappy talking with himself with a word peddle,
while chomping so loud on celery.
the start of the party,
and the Jim mute,
he's going to bed because he is not charty,
or because misery is his only contribute.
Lee did appreciate happiness,
Jim and Liz and Lee done expressions,
and when music did arrive it did bless,
only Liz and Jim had depressions.
Jim started humming,
did out come a blister,
now i have got good summing,
respect to who ever said R-I-P to Bernie sister.
now in fall swing,
the house was enhancing,
a few ly's Jim did bring,
because in the DR he failed to confess to "dad dancing".
getting late and on the tipple,
time for a bit of glory,
so funny when Dappy noticed the nipple,
and accidentally touching it and saying sorry.
time for a funk,
it was not a nerve,
gold TV when Dappy is drunk,
the strange voice made him a perv.
Luisa let out the joke,
while Casey and Lee where highlighting mediums,
are these 2 heading for a poke,
i can tell the future and charge no premiums.
Jim pointed out the spark,
while Luisa encouraged more drinking,
this CBB is such a lark,
please in poemstyle express what you are thinking.
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