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Training up vicious animals to mercilessly hunt down upstanding citizens like myself and HD.
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That second one sounds like this reggae guy called Judge Dread my dad had a record of. He used to sing stuff like that.
your dad sounds fun Kyle
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I should have been in bed an hour ago... still, just one more, eh?

There was a young man from Bombay
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A massive Gerard Butler fan
She dragged him down the alley
Where they got very pally
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Sounds good to me kate
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There was a Tibb member called Kazanne
You could say she was a massive Butler fan
She has quite the obsession
But dare not ye mention
That you think that his acting is ham
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kazanne kicked him in the left ball!!!!

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Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
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Who swallowed some samples of paint
All Shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
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There once was a donkey
It's legs were rather wonky
The townsfolk wondered why
Till one day they did spy
The farmer getting honky

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There was a young man from Harrow,
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He said to his tart, try this for a start.
My balls are outside on a barrow.
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