[Pete.]

26 Signs You're a Britney Spears Superfan

If you're a Britney Spears superfan, we don't even need to tell you that E! is premiering I Am Britney Jean, Britney's newest documentary, this Sunday at 9 p.m. You already know. But here are a few more signs that you might be a Britney superfan:

1. You can name all eight of her albums in chronological order.

2. You know all of the choreography for the "I'm a Slave 4 U" breakdown.

3. You can recite the spoken section of "Lucky."
"Best Actress. And the winner is…Lucky! (music break: ah, ah whah-ah-ah) I'm Roger Johnson from Pop News, standing outside the arena waiting for Lucky. Oh my god, here she comes!"

4. And "Oops!...I Did It Again."
"All aboard! Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have. Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...? Yeah, yes it is. But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end. Well baby, I went down and got it for you. Aw, you shouldn't have."

5. You're still jealous of anyone who got to wear school uniforms.

6. And, at least once in your life, you've tied your shirt off to look like Britney's in "BOMT."

7. You only watch the VMAs when Britney is appearing/performing otherwise, what's the point?

8. And you (briefly) wanted a pet snake after seeing her "I'm a Slave 4 U" performance.

9. You watched the entirety of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic. Every. Single. Episode.

10. You only watched the season of The X Factor with Britney.

11. You saw Crossroads in cinema opening night and own a copy on VHS/DVD/Beta Disc/whatever.

12. You know who Felicia is.

13. You tried (and failed) to find Maull It barbecue sauce at your grocery store.

14. You still think denim on denim is a good look.

15. You know the different between "Cold as Fire" and "Hot as Ice."

16. You still think "State of Grace" should have made the album.

17. But know Blackout was and always will be one of the most perfect pop albums ever.

18. You freaked out when Britney added "Mannequin" to her Circus tour setlist.
Meanwhile, non-superfans were like, "This isn't 'Toxic.'"

19. Onyx is your favorite mineral. Because Britney named a tour after it.

20. You skipped school/ditched work/canceled on your friends to watch Making the Video.

21. You listened to other Sabi music, just because she featured on "(Drop Dead) Beautiful."

22. You still wonder what could have been if Britney had finished her "Outrageous" video.

23. You remember where you were when 2007 happened.

24. You own every compilation album, greatest hits, remixes, etc.

25. You know all the words to all of her songs, no matter how obscure.

26. You're traveling to Vegas to see her Piece of Me concert.

[reece(:]

I want Britney to cover Sexercize

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

26 Signs You're a Britney Spears Superfan

1. You can name all eight of her albums in chronological order.

3. You can recite the spoken section of "Lucky."

4. And "Oops!...I Did It Again."

7. You only watch the VMAs when Britney is appearing/performing otherwise, what's the point?

9. You watched the entirety of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic. Every. Single. Episode.

10. You only watched the season of The X Factor with Britney.

11. You own a copy of Crossroads on VHS/DVD/Beta Disc/whatever.

12. You know who Felicia is.

15. You know the different between "Cold as Fire" and "Hot as Ice."

16. You still think "State of Grace" should have made the album.

17. But know Blackout was and always will be one of the most perfect pop albums ever.

18. You freaked out when Britney added "Mannequin" to her Circus tour setlist.
Meanwhile, non-superfans were like, "This isn't 'Toxic.'"

19. Onyx is your favorite mineral. Because Britney named a tour after it.

22. You still wonder what could have been if Britney had finished her "Outrageous" video.

23. You remember where you were when 2007 happened.

24. You own every compilation album, greatest hits, remixes, etc.

25. You know all the words to all of her songs, no matter how obscure.

when can you?

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

when can you?

This is worrying

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

This is worrying

worrying for who

[Z]

Can't help but wonder why she's bothering to release albums anymore.

[Me. I Am Salman]

y'all call yourselves britney stans yet forget to make a thread commemorating 10 years of toxic aka one of the best pop songs of the 21st century

[Pete.]

Happy belated birthday


But Gimme More/Blackout's anniversary is more important

[Jordan.]

Too high, can't come down.
Losing my head, spinning round and round

[Pete.]

[Jordan.]

Gimme More is her best video and it was probably shot on like a 10 dollar budget

[Me. I Am Salman]

Gimme more and Piece of Me were amazing but knee fans seriously overlook toxic

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Gimme More is her best video and it was probably shot on like a 10 dollar budget

Actually the original concept for the Gimme More video is amazing but her management decided to scrap most of it except for the strip club parts :/

[Jordan.]

They did the right thing

[Pete.]

Youtube video

Fyi

[Jordan.]

Funeral Version

but bye the only difference is her walking down a random street

[Jordan.]

britneygirl2008
2 years ago

omg this is way bttr thn th slutty stripper one i hope u cn find all of th sences n upload thm id love 2 c if wat evrybodys saying is true abt thr being a funeral whr th brunette britney kidnapps th blonde britDD i looove ths version mayb is ths one was released ppl wldnt of been trashing her abt th comback evn tho it was gd ths is way bttr!<33

[Jordan.]

was that saph in 2012

[Saph]

yes

[Me. I Am Salman]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

They did the right thing

this
gimme more video Idk why people keep hating, everything about it was so appropriate

[reece(:]

Appreciation for Do Somethin' is needed

[Pete.]

Leg 3 starts tonight

The industry is not ready

[reece(:]

Hopefully the 3rd leg will make up for the broken one

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Appreciation for Do Somethin' is needed

yeeeees Do Somethin' is so underrated

[armand.kay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTv2Fgtbu08
omg guys