[Jarrod]

[Livia]

LOL... genius.

[Ammi]

..that was beautiful.....

[T*]

omg im crying

Gotta have tea now </3

[GypsyGoth]

That was penistastic!

[Glenn.]

[Pete.]

very well done

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Drew.

Yeah, i am still in a state of shock and happiness.

..mg:..mg:..mg:...

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

Oh my lawd, this song offends my Russian sensibilities.

Protest by invading Moldova

[Drew.]

Great start Glenn

[Ramsay]

Someone think of the children

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by jackc1806

Protest by invading Moldova

I think I shall.

[Pete.]

Glenn's recollection of the threesome he had during versus?

[Glenn.]

We have armed dildos

[Shaun]

contemporary eurovision hosts, activate!
Borgen and Forbrydelsen and Bronn oh my!
Yeah. I am making these up as I go along.
Thank you, Moldova, for that stunning tribute to the real winner of Eurovision 2014. Now, we head to Poland-
Are there butter-churning sluts?
No-
not interested
... Poland!

[Jake.]

LOL

[Tom4784]

Oh I've missed these presenter bits <3

[Shaun]

Jaty Perry - “I wrote this in ten minutes”

to the tune of...

Youtube video

A brief explanation of the song:
I wrote this song when I was in a dark, dark place. I was writing a business studies essay on demographics and I saw the Eurovision thread, I saw the light. I quit writing that essay as soon as I could. Only to find that I, Jay., would not write songs for ****. But please enjoy my beautiful parody of Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” it shows the true light of my feelings and the open window to a world of unseen magic and power. Enjoy - Jay.

P.S - I would read it whilst listening to Katy Perry’s actual song because it doesn’t sound too bad.

Performance:
I'm on the stage with backing dancers and we're essentially copying the Dark Horse music video (as it is a parody) Loads of fireworks, fire, rain effects and lights. The crowd is going wild because they love us and we're a sensation across the world, oh, how they love us... I'm Juicy J and Katy Perry in the parody and oh it's just incredible. You'd have to see it to know just how good it was. [/I]

Oh
Ya'll know what it is
Jay dot - Perry
aha,
let’s ruin this song.

I knew I was
Gonna join the forum
And here I am
I knew I better choose a good forum carefully
‘Cause I will post literally anything
Yep, almost anything

Make me your favourite member
Love me more than your favourite .gif
I’m too nice to be your enemy, your enemy, your enemy

So you know that this song is tragic
Boy, you know it sounds very sinister
Baby it only took me ten minutes to write this
Cause I’m coming at you like that dying monkey pic
I’m not ready for, ready for
For my douze pointe, douze pointe
Cause I’m a boss at writing songs
There’s no going back (to the day job)

Mark my words
This song will not win
Like that dying monkey pic
Like that dying monkey pic with breathing tubes
But it should win
Why would you choose to not let this win, not let this win

Me winning is in your hands now baby
It’s a yes not a no you know it
So just be sure to let me win
And let me win TIBB Eurovision 2014

So you know that this song is tragic
Boy, you know it sounds very sinister
Baby it only took me ten minutes to write this
Cause I’m coming at you like that dying monkey pic
I’m not ready for, ready for
For my douze pointe, douze pointe
Cause I’m a boss at writing songs
There’s no going back (to the day job)

Uh
Now I have to write a rap
How am I gonna do dat
This won’t win,
Like Jeffrey Dahmer (WHO?!!!)
Be truthful
I’m not gonna lead you on
12 Points to Poland
My post count may be small
But 12 points please
This may not rhyme
But I actually took quite a lot of time
In writing this song so I could win
Now I don’t want to have to waste my time
This should be my fairy tail ending okay
12 Points to Poland
Who the hell is Jeffrey Dahmer?
Who?

Damn I think I might win
Small post count, but this songs in the bin
This song was like a roller coaster
Ruined this song with my bad song writing skills
Jaty Perry for the win
I was tryna think of a good song to choose
But I chose this stupid song
I messed it up and got nil points

So you know that this song is tragic
Boy, you know it sounds very sinister
Baby it only took me ten minutes to write this
Cause I’m coming at you like that dying monkey pic
I’m not ready for, ready for
For my douze pointe, douze pointe
Cause I’m a boss at writing songs
There’s no going back (to the day job)

[Pete.]

I have the conchita song in my head now

[Jay.]

oh dear god no

[Jarrod]

Well, that was interesting.

[Ammi]

..is that yours Jay..?..that's excellent and you wrote it so quickly/amazing....

[Tom4784]

I liked it, it was good considering you wrote it in ten minutes.

[jackc1806]

A good effort *claps profusely*

[Drew.]

Not sure who made this but very good