[Shaun]

Luxembourg? Never heard of it.

[Shaun]

"British Place" by Nigi Faraj

Youtube video

Lyrics:

Spoiler:

[Verse 1]
Let's take control of the electoral system
Europeans everywhere, don't say you missed them
When they come over here, they be stealing jobs
Or got knives concealed like filthy yobs,
And they smell, they're Hell, they always gotta yell
Their food stinks, though I admit they cook well.
They smoke, they toke, they might sell coke,
They be comin' over here, ain't no wonder we broke.
Take a mother****ing trip (trip) on some bloody ship (ship)
Kiss them toodle-pip (pip) benefits go snip (snip)
These the kind of polls I was hopin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you vote Labour

I said, excuse me, can I count on your vote?
My demographic's always watching Murder, She Wrote,
I mean, my face bloats, I may look like a scrote
But I can't help it, got a party to promote
Vote UKIP, vote UKIP, somebody please get me into parliament
I am Nigi Faraj, I make my facts up; wary around blacks and avoid tax stuff

[Chorus]
Look, we got the Tories runnin' away
Sporting purple flags even though we ain't gay
We just love the U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Keep this a British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Yeah, that's that British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Keep this a British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Such a bloody disgrace.

[Verse 2]
This one is for the boys in the Poland
I'll meet you at the airport when you hoes land
Respect the wishes of the European court?
But I think I like it better when we deport
And I think I hate the thought of gay marriage,
Call myself Faraj when my name is Farrage
Forgive the expenses that I took, expenses that I took
'fore you ask me to **** off-off...

Excuse me, can I borrow your time? You know I've really got it in for Albanian guys
I mean, sigh, sick of these guys. You can tell I believe what the Daily Mail writes, oh
Vote UKIP, vote UKIP, somebody please swallow my old bull****
I am Nigi Faraj, I make my facts up; wary around blacks and avoid tax stuff

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
See, you need a guy who's gonna say
No, in the EU we can't stay
French and Germans please go away (ay-ay)
Boy, I'm running out of xenophobic cliches
Just sick of all these Belgians that we have to obey
Oh, keep out of the, U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Don't you love the U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K?

[Chorus]x2

[Black Dagger]

[T*]

DId you sing this shaun?

[Shaun]

i did

[Jay.]

omg hahahaha perfect <3

[Pete.]

Love this bop

UUUUUUUUUUUK

Nicki would be proud

[GypsyGoth]

[Ammi]

..oh jeez Shaun.....Nigi Faraj.....

[Drew.]

well done Shaun, wonderful voice..

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Youtube video

The artist is : Artur Rasizade, the current prime minister of the country of Azerbaijain

Song title is : Eyebrows feat. Solange

Remember those walls Marc built?
Well, baby they're tumbling down
And they didn't even put up a fight
Because the server just went down
Zee found a way to let Crabs in
Mollie, like the whole of TiBB had a doubt
Standing in the light of Ammi's halo
I got my Audrey Hepburn now

It's like Scott's been awakened
Every rule he was breakin'
It's the risk he was taking
The mods shut you out!

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your gifs of aggressive black women
Ben, I can see your eyebrows
You know Weightwatchers bread is Salman's saving grace
You're everything I need and more
They're all over your face
Ben, I can feel your eyebrows
They'll never fade away

I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows.
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...

Hit me hard like Solange
In a lift in the hotel
You're the only one that I want
Think I'm addicted to your nudes
I swore I'd never fall again
But this don't even feel like falling
Gravity can't forget to pull me back to the ground again after Solange kicked me in the cock

It's like the Social Groups guy's been awakened
Every rule he was breakin'
It's the risk he was taking
The mods shut you out!

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your Arista's threads about ASDAWALMART
Ben, I can see your eyebrows
You know Guinness is Niamh's saving grace
You're everything I need and more
They're all over your face
Ben, I can feel your eyebrows
They'll never fade away

I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows..
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...
Eyebrows, ooh ooh, oh...

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your everyone's nudes
Ben, I'm bored of your eyebrows
They aren't my saving grace
You're weave is everything Shaun needs and more
It's written all over his face
Ben, I'm clocking your eyebrows
Pray they fade away


stage directions-
Basically, during the Solange verse a giant lift comes down to reveal Solange in killer heels, she then kicks the artist in the cock as directed in the song.

These are her heels :

I'm trying to catch up best I can while trying to help Novo and Locke. But this is amazing

I'll look through all entries properly before voting.

[Ramsay]

Ive caught up
Shaun

[jackc1806]

Hilarious Shaun

[Livia]

Amazing... brilliant job Shaun LOL..

[T*]

Oh god it's me now

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

I'm trying to catch up best I can while trying to help Novo and Locke. But this is amazing

I'll look through all entries properly before voting.

Thanks Ben

[Natalie.]

Shaun that is perfection

[Shaun]

it's now on itunes support the artists x

[Shaun]

We'll always have Paris...
Steady on, love. Here's Sweden!

[Pete.]

You made the mistake of putting it on YouTube xx
(JK #BuyBritneyJean)

[T*]

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Tom!

:amazed;

Flop

[Shaun]

SluttyTina69- Menopause

Youtube video

[A blonde/redheaded woman who looks a bit like a gremlin (SluttyTina69) with sunglasses emerges from a giant vagina positioned at the middle of the stage*]


[Music Starts]

[SluttyTina69 walks over to a bathroom positioned on the left, sits on a toilet which has a man in a pregnancy test costume dancing beside it]

I stand here waiting for the test, it's been long
You see, I missed the painters coming in,
Is it right or is it wrong?
If only I could turn back time,
Then you couldn't hear
Me saying: I found the hole, put it in here
[grinds on the pregnancy test man]

It must be Menopause, Menopause, Menopause
It must be Menopause-pause
Must be Menopause-pause
Must be, I'm not pregnant, surely?
Menopause, Menopause, Menopause

Oh god I'm getting a hot flush
(Help! It's so hot)
I feel like bitching
(make it real loud)
Is there blood coming from my vag yet?
(I'll turn the lights on)
Nope, still nothing, lol ))))
(I need to bleed pls)

M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E
I need tena lady!
No more eggs now - now!
M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E


I've overheard your theory
"Nolstalgia is for gleeks"
I guess sir, if you say so,
But I don't ****ing know what that has to do with menopause, can you please go away.

I'm going through menopause, or I might have a baby in me.

It must be menopause, menopause, menopause,
It's must be menopause-pause,
Must be menopause - pause
It's probably because I just turned 50,
Menopause, menopause, menopause

Oh god I'm getting a hot flush
(Help! It's so hot)
I feel like bitching
(make it real loud)
Is there blood coming from my vag yet?
(I'll turn the lights on)
Nope, still nothing, lol ))))
(I need to bleed pls)

M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E
I need tena lady!
No more eggs now - now!

No more eggs
No more eggs now

It must be menopause, menopause, menopause,
It's must be menopause-pause,
Must be menopause - pause
It's probably because I just turned 50,
Menopause, menopause, menopause

Oh god I'm getting a hot flush
(Help! It's so hot)
I feel like bitching
(make it real loud)
Is there blood coming from my vag yet?
(I'll turn the lights on)
Nope, still nothing, lol ))))
(I need to bleed pls)

M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E
I need tena lady!
No more eggs now - now!

Wait... *She looks at pregnancy test*
I'm... I'm pregnant...

9 months later....

'ELLO THE NAMES TINA MALONE AND WELCOME TO MY TLC DOCKUMENTKARY, I CKALLED ME BABBY FLAME LUK AT HER AW INST SHE SWEET

[T*]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Flop

Just like my song will be

[Pete.]

Go for it Tina