[Razmataz]

Originally posted by L

And, a "Dan" limerick will be coming soon...

Is it weird, or should I be screaming 'oh shite' hah.

[Dan_]

Originally posted by L
U stole that ...

Here's an original...

There was a tall, dark Italian
who was rumoured to be a stallion
All women he'd bed
He even gave head
to the men in the 20th battallion

Homophobe.He's gay get over it, he's gay get used to it.

Who are you to judge if he's up all night packing fudge?

[lily.]

There was a young lad named Dan
He tried to act the big man
He slagged off Miss L
She said "*****ing Hell"
And now has his nads in a can!

[Scarlett.]

guys the first eye flash was on 2nd May last year so...

[Dan_]

There was once an old lady named Linda
She loved to sit around and play with Lucinda
The shared a bond of being two huge Jocks
But it turns out Linda had two giant cocks
Now she's back to being plain old Harvindar

[lily.]

Here's one for our Mike:

There was once a man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save him the trouble
He put it in the double
And instead of coming he went.