[Hooly One]

What A Turn On!


Michelle just couldn't wait to kick off the subject of randy reveries. "How many dirty dreams have you had since you've been here?" Michelle asked Shell.

"Have you had loads?" she pressed, keen to hear the dirt.

"Every time I nap!" the history of art student admitted, who has also attempted, ahem, self relief on a number of occasions.

"Give us one of your fantasies," Nadia pleaded, looking for kicks.

"She dreamt that she was in this bed, with you and me!" joked Michelle, tickled by an image of the three ladies romping together.

Shell confessed she'd been fantasising about other men, besides her boyfriend, in her dreams, including the American actor Owen Wilson. "Oh God. Owen Wilson," she sighed, squirming on the bed.

It was all too much for Nadia who was inspired for a turn on from a different source. "Oh Big Brother!" she panted huskily into the dark night.

Stories not of the Jackanory kind...


"Big Brother do it for me," she begged. "Come on Big Brother, do it for me, do it for the nation."

Apparently Nadia fantasises about being called to the Diary Room, naked, with a plastic bag on her head. Well, each to their own.

Marco interrupted Nadia's heavy breathing to inform her that the voice of Big Brother was female tonight.

"Ugh," said Nadia, feigning disgust.

"You love it really," teased Marco, who has often kidded the chesty 27-year-old about being a lesbian.

The law student did his best to titillate the frustrated Portuguese lady. "This is Big Brother," he whispered. "Nadia come to the Diary Room. Please wear high heels..."

Watch out Big Brother. If Nadia brings a plastic bag into the Diary Room with her, run for cover...

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