[Hooly One]

W*n*ing and bitching. These are two things that Victor never, ever does. Well, according to Victor anyway.

Victor's refusal to resort to "self help" has astonished the other horny housemates, who are all in various states of sexual frustration.

But, unlike Jay, Victor has not been caught fumbling under the covers, so we can't confirm or deny his first claim.

But when it comes to bitching, Victor's something of a virtuoso.

He reckons bitching is strictly for the birds. "It's in your genes," the amateur biologist told Vanessa. And when men gossip it's not bitching but "an exchange of information".

Victor was up early this morning, "exchanging information" with Jay about fellow housemates - and no one was safe from his sharp tongue.

Sweet Shell has pissed the politics student off, and he demonstrated the fact by putting on a fake posh accent and doing a whining impression of her.

The truth and nothing but the truth, according to Victor


Jay is Victor's bitching partner, but even the Scot hasn't escaped the vengeance of Victor. During the evening's cabaret, the East London lad portrayed the Scot as a lusty loser, jumping all over "Vanessa" and growling like a madman.

When Victor sweetly asked Vanessa how she felt about turning 27, his loaded question had "Bitch" written all over it.

"Ask Jay," she huffed, before claiming that getting old doesn't worry her AT ALL, thank you very much.

His two nominees also suffered a thorough going over. "I really like Vanessa and Dan," he said, before adding the coup de grace.

"But I go crazy when they tell me what to do," he added, describing the house-proud pair as "vultures". Watch out Prince Charming, Victor is after your crown.

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Let's hear it for Victor, Queen Bitch of the House...