[Hooly One]

Chemical Brothers
Day 32, 11:20
Monday 28 June

Housemates' reactions to the realisation they must use a chemical toilet throughout the Glastonbury task have ranged from scorn to outrage.

Dan is the most aggrieved by it. "I'm not using that toilet. I shall be leaving. It's outrageous," he pouted, before claiming that even when he goes to festivals he doesn't use the loos there.

"Tres degrading," was Victor bi-lingual response to the disgruntled posse of Jason, Dan, Marco and Stuart even though he was initially unsure what Glastonbury was.

Dan soon put him straight, telling him "there are bands and you don't wash," which just about sums it up.

"It's horrible," was Jason's response.

Stuart asked Ahmed what he thought about the new arrangements.

"Everything is childish," he said, enigmatically. Presumably he's not keen.

But Shell had a more positive spin on it, saying, "My only problem is privacy. Could we put a top on it? Then it could be private for a whole lot of things. Great!"

At least someone's looking on the bright side. A picture of Owen Wilson and an enclosed chemical toilet and she'll be away...

Watch this space to find out how the housemates get on with their task - chemical loo an' all...