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She'll be remembered for centuries. I think her reign could actually spread beyond just the known hemisphere. In years to come, when the earth has, lol, like exploded or imploded or unloded or something, there will be nothing but a civilisation showing the cultural impact Helly Nooky Wooky Woo Woo has had.

I've already had my Dexter and Charlie tattoos covered over into one big one of HRH (Her Royal Heleness) and I'm in talks with my surgeon to have my breasts re-shaped to look exactly like hers.

I'm so proud of her and all she represents. They said on the radio this morning that she's so influential that more people in Scotland now want to stay part of the United Kingdom. If that happens, David Cameron, the president, said that he's going to put Helly's face on our bank notes! Woo Woo!