[bananarama]

I'd put Jon Tickle in for a few weeks..

Putting Tickle in for a few hours let alone weeks would be equivalent to a war crime.

Jason should be made to have a sex change and become like Nadia.

Victor should be made to have ballet lessons and perform twice nightly for two hours in front of Emma who should be returned without anyone being able to nominate her for the rest of the series.

Marco and Ahmed should be moved into the bedsit for two weeks with a single bed and no chairs.