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Originally Posted by JTM45

I think i've only ever managed to endure half of one episode of Geordie Shore and i thought all of them were an embarrassment to Newcastle and the UK!!!!

I used to love Jersey Shore but this was NOTHING like it! The people on JS never took themselves too seriously and the guys on there at least had great personalities, were funny and while they go to the gym and get tans they don't spend more time than the girls having their eyebrows and stupid sh*t like that done like those Geordie dicks!!!

Anyone who's called Ricky but spells it Ricci has gotta' be a prize tool! Sounds like the name a really rough Greek Stripper would choose for herself...........one of those super-rough ones who finishes her show off by opening guy's crown-cap lager bottles with her vagine (one of those that looks like her pink taco's had it's own 30 year boxing career and lost every fight!).

I had to laugh the other night when he started telling a few people that he thought that he was starting to get serious feeling's for Lauren!!!!
I could see having a post drunken night bit of fun with her 'cause she's seems like she'd be up for a bit of filth judging by how steaming she seems to get and how desperate she acts but she's got a face that could be terrifying to wake up next to! If those lips were too close to your face you could easily think you were being attacked by some kind of deep-sea invertebrate or something!

I agree, the boys sometimes don't finish getting ready until after the girls are waiting downstairs!