[kirklancaster]

Perhaps the 'Job Centre' in Winson Green, Birmingham, would like to publish just how many jobs Ms Kelly actually applied for during the long years she was on benefits.?--- Oh, that's right--- None, because she was incapable of working, poor thing, due to 'depression'.

Perhaps, Ms Kelly's particular type of depression should be studied by some 'Top Secret' Biological Weapons Research Laboratories with a view to utilising it against our enemies in warfare? --- After all, what a weapon. It allows all normal physiological functions except the ability to carry out any type of work - no matter how light or physically undemanding. Imagine; strong, otherwise physically fit, Muslim Fundamentalists, who are rendered by this illness incapable of carrying rifles, planting bombs, wielding knives, and who are forced by it into a life of lolling on tatty sofas, chain-smoking and over-eating. We'd soon mop up --- Oh, that's right--- I forgot, this type of depression has one drawback - it can disappear instantly without trace. All it takes is for the 'host' to be thrust into the public eye via an unexpected and undeserved opportunity to appear in a reality TV show. Then 'au revoir' depression, 'Bonjour' fame and fortune.

Let's face it, this vile bastard would still be on benefits, and still laid on that tatty sofa in her filthy hovel on James Turner Street, had it not been for 'Benefits Street'. She would never have recovered from her 'depression' and therefore never looked for and found any type of work.

The depressing thing is (yes; real depression) that she is very, very, cunning, and knows how to play the 'fame game'. She is projecting a facade of 'common ordinariness' to win over the affection and support of of the 'common ordinary' masses, and it will work. Cilla Black did just this to great effect. Her 'Scouse' accent and 'girl-next door' mannerisms were pure fake, but she won an adoring 'working class' public which kept her on our screens and added to her wealth for decades. Cilla Black, however did work for a living prior to showbiz success, and she did have multiple talents.

White Truffle Pig Dee Kelly has no redeeming qualities.