[Hooly One]

The loner in the House has finally found a soulmate in the shape of Becki, who enjoys their intellectual chats as well as more saucy one-to-ones.

Most of all, the 44-year-old enjoys the newbie housemate's fiery temper. "She's a fighter," said Ahmed admiringly.

"You like her, ennit," encouraged the cupid from east London.

"Not as a woman," answered Ahmed, doing his best to be politically correct. "She's got a good personality."

But then he changed tack completely, wanting to impress Victor with his lovable rogue attitude towards the opposite sex.

And it's good news for Becki. He's not fussy.

"Normally, it is difficult to me - unless a woman is very ugly - I will not leave her," he explained. "If I can have one or two or three... Is never enough for me," said the old charmer, keen to advertise his staying power.

"I never say no," he told Victor. But does anyone ever say "Yes" we wonder?

Apparently, if Big Brother were to open up the Chambre Du Lurve tomorrow, Ahmed would very much like to take Becki in there with him, the lucky, lucky lady.

So many housemates, so little time...


"Oh, that would be my date!" he cried passionately.

Finally he reiterated his pulling manifesto. "If I have a chance, I don't leave anyone." Ahmed emphasised: "Unless they are U.G.L.Y."

"You ain't got no alibi," replied Victor.

But does Becki feel the same? She's been free with her emotions since entering the House. She's flirted with Stuart, snogged Jason and been invited to share Shell's bed.

Victor privately thinks that the flirtation with Ahmed is part of a "sexual game" and Jason has also noticed Becki fixing a beady eye on the Somalian.

Ahmed and Becki have had talks on topics ranging from religion to sexual technique. "If you are relaxed you can keep your erection for as long as you want," he bragged to her.

First Michelle and Stu, then blonde duo Van and Jay. Could it be time for couple number three: Ahmed and Becki?

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