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ew i just take things too far sometimes

[Marsh.]

I'll go straight back home then.

[Liam-]

You do, please no more early morning declarations of your sex life please.

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Scott

waiting to be fed some protein if u kno wha i mean

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i don't have a sex life i am kind of like that snake thing from harry potter: the chamber of secrets like i just emerge every 50 years or so but instead of eating people i suck dick

[Jessica.]

Scott Potter and the Chamber of the Sucking Basilisk

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

It's good for diabetics too, got sugar in apparently

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Scott

i don't have a sex life i am kind of like that snake thing from harry potter: the chamber of secrets like i just emerge every 50 years or so but instead of eating people i suck dick

Same tbh, I was on a roll with dick for a while, but haven't had any since May, I'm in hibernation.

[Jessica.]

I am saving myself for marriage

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i wish i had a bf like imagine having dick on tap

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Scott

i wish i had a bf like imagine having dick on tap

Sounds like heaven.. But never mind a bf, I want a tap which supplied endless hot guys who were interested in me tbh.

[Marsh.]

[Liam-]

Although, they wouldn't even need to be hot, just have a dick and a pulse and be over 18 and I'd be happy.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have a dick and a pulse

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buy me alcohol and we'll talk

[Liam-]

I'll buy you vodka if you meet me behind mcdonalds for a nosh, deal?

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yall joking but that is something i would do irl

[Liam-]

Bitch that's something I have done irl, minus the alcohol.

[Jessica.]

I went to McDonald's earlier and I meant to say chicken legend but I ordered chicken selects instead

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last year when i did stuff with this guy and he gave me 2 pills welp

like i didn't do it for the pills but he offered i think he was a dealer or s/t

i just sat in plug all night with josy and roy listening to some 4 hour dj set

that was a surreal experience

[Jessica.]

My boyfriend gave me my first alcohol, but it was nasty, so there's that.

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Scott

last year when i did stuff with this guy and he gave me 2 pills welp

like i didn't do it for the pills but he offered i think he was a dealer or s/t

i just sat in plug all night with josy and roy listening to some 4 hour dj set

that was a surreal experience

I tried poppers for the first time this year, they were weird and I nearly threw up all over the guy.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i love embarrasing sex stories tbh

my worst doesn't even involve sex i was at this guys house and i was supposed to be staying over but i got too drunk and vomited on him/his sofa oop

[Liam-]

Same, I've only got two but both involve puke

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Originally Posted by LiamPRW

I tried poppers for the first time this year, they were weird and I nearly threw up all over the guy.

they are so ****

i found some in my drawer the other day they just gave me a banging headache