[Anaesthesia]

I've been married once already
Not sure I want it twice
Not even to a poet
(although that *might* be nice)
Don't care about your winkle, your brothel visits either
The only man that's good for me (apart from Wesley Snijder)
Is one that piques my intellect,
Who loves the great outdoors
Who shares my love for football
And shares the household chores
Who isn't always down the pub
Can use a kitchen pan
Who gets my need to travel...now that's my kind of man.
My lover in the bedroom,
My best friend throughout life
My heart, my soul, my everything...
Now THEN I'd be a wife.

Good luck Waterhog, but I don't think it's me xx

Btw, I do honestly have the biggest crush on Snijder, it's massively weird and my boyfriend thinks I am quite wrong in the head because of it - but I am also crazy about Eric Cantona and Zlatan Ibrahimovic...are you a footballer? :P