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Act 3- Mitchell Mitchell
They have not supplied a backstory, so in the meantime, enjoy this gif of ShaTom! Osbourne

[Shaun]

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Tom!

Song 1- MoMo Mary Sprinkles (Morrissey)
MoMo is a 45 year old ex magicians assistant who became addicted to jelly babies and lost her house and probably her mind.Don't approach her unless you have jelly babies and none of that yellow baby crap.

Originally Posted by Tom!

[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

-2 madonna lookalikes banging the drums-

In the land of tibb, where creatures come to chat
where arguments can go down at the drop of a hat
there were a group of people called the weaves
who had gifs up their sleeves
they were very naughty and now they're BANNED

[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

*looks at paper to remember your name*

Ah, moremore! Yahz gorra rilly eerie, spooky torn to yuh voys, yuh gave us chills leik. That sounds a lot leik tha matirrial off mah new albin - Ornlee Cumin - so ah'm totalee supportive of yuhz an' ah hope yore wivvus next week pet.

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Tom!

Act 2- Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses

I was six year’s old. Six year’s old. I was found in a bin outside Asda. A relative of mine passed away like ten years ago too. I do love my sister too, she’s who I dedicate my performances too. I was considering entering the army when I left high school but didn’t, so feel sorry for me please. I had a dog, but it died. At the end of the day I’m just an ordinary girl trying to make it big in the music business, but like my parents, I don’t know them and that’s sad isn’t it? Does it make you sad yet? Don’t forget that if I go to live shows I can ***** this out to the newspapers and make big money. Oh and I love shaking my booty to distract myself from my **** life. Oh, I was on drugs for a bit in 2007. I slept with a guy for money so I’m basically a full on hooker turned record selling artist.

Originally Posted by Tom!

I'm A TiBB Member, yeah bitch
The runner up was Pothuthic (Mitch)
It was good, yeah it was good,
Marsh didn't seem to love living in the woods,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It started off with a bang,
Camp Croc Creek, and the Camel Toe gang,
In Coyote Cave the players were divided,
The viewers vote was how their fate was decided,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

LiamPRW was out first,
Maybe he was hated, or it was the embarrassing thirst,
But Conzors swiftly followed,
And the rest of the camp wallowed.

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

What followed was a series of eliminations,
Some arguing and a bit of procrastination,
Until we were left with just the three,
Shaun, a bit of Pothuthic and who could forget Le Freak?

Chorus-
I'm...A..TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It was the final night,
Everyone was celebrating with delight,
As Shaun finished in third, securing the final two,
Pothuthic came 2nd, and Le Freak won, like you do.

Chorus x3-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

Ah Clarissa fafocks seek pet! What waz yuh thinkin' wearin' that kimono on tha x facta steege? Ah had a front seat view of yah minge for three minnets, and lerrus tells ya, your song weren't tha onlee bush tucker on show t'neet

[Cal.]

Ah Clarissa fafocks seek pet! What waz yuh thinkin' wearin' that kimono on tha x facta steege? Ah had a front seat view of yah minge for three minnets, and lerrus tells ya, your song weren't tha onlee bush tucker on show t'neet