[mr rochester]

Edwina, Edwina - do try to be meaner
Tell Kendra (half Kenneth half Sandra)
To go sling her hook, get a brain - learn to cook
And show her you're wiser and grander
Than the twit who lives life - though she's mother and wife
Through a lens where she's always on screen
Where the style of her hair or the clothes she should wear
Are of interest when making a scene
We frankly don't care what you say, think or wear
So send her back home Dear Ms Currie
We've all had enough of her petulant stuff
So just get her out - in a hurry...