[waterhog]

love Jimmy ? i don't think so sunny Jim ? bring in the penguin 30.11.14

yesterday would have been marriage
i would have given the ring
waiting at Heathrow in a carriage
my sacrifice would be when Jimmy does sing.
i thought he was genuine
little did i no what was in the pipe
this is no John Lewis and that penguin
Jimmy is now getting a swipe.
totally uncalled
it was boarding on aggression
up until now Jimmy had me fooled
now i have self inflicted depression.
i will take into consideration
we all have a side that is sinister
there is no need for any restoration
Jimmy side stuck in me like a blister.
is this to brutal
do i need a bit of "Dot Cotton"
Jimmy is happy go lucky fruitful
for me to "judge" on a "row" is rotten.
i want your views
rhyming will be top grade
are you happy with"Jimmy" or got the "blues"
reply with a rhyme and make sure you call a "spade" a "spade".

( hi folks reading this. before i start i want to show you the penguin i refer to above https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iccscUFY860 . now i am looking for anyone prepared to defend Jimmy. is there anyone who can justify his row with Jake ? or for once does everyone agree with me ? reply's to this post have to rhyme. if you wanted to by me a penguin for xmas you can here http://www.johnlewis.com/ or alternatively you can just write me a xmas poem and i will be under your tree on the 25. )

[kirklancaster]

[QUOTE=waterhog;7397812]love Jimmy ? i don't think so sunny Jim ? bring in the penguin 30.11.14

reply with a rhyme and make sure you call a "spade" a "spade".
...........................................

Not for the first time
You asked for a rhyme
So I didn't hesitate
Because you're a mate:

TIME TO PLAY HARD AND GIVE THE RED CARD

Jimmy’s once massive following has all but disbanded
Because they now know that his ‘Ego has landed’
What’s more it’s become irrefutably plain,
That he ‘operates his mouth without engaging his brain’
And before the last of his fans get on the defensive,
His tirade against Jake was highly offensive.

Jimmy came in as favourite and could have had it all,
But he scored an own goal and took his eyes off the ball.
And I know it’s only my opinion, so my point is moot,
But I think this ex-footballer should be given the boot.

[waterhog]

kirstster - that is your best one - loved it all of it. and so funny and true. you are spot on mate.

made me smile allot. got to watch it on plus 1 as missed the beginning.