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the mayor of kentish town - Steve furst - wrightstuff 16.12.14

welcome to my promotion
it will make you heave
in Kentish Town there is a explosion
he goes by the name of Steve.
with common sense prevailing
no comments will make you puke
when his mother calls him "juicy Lucy" he's not sailing
to everyone else he's known as the "iron Duke".
the "hood" is made up of skins
it gets very critical
the "Mayors" biggest frustration is the bins
he's baffled by the color coding, now its political.
the "Mayor" walks round very stylish
swearing with his stammer
well understanding the "Archway rule" and the "Irish"
unless you are tooled up with a concealed hammer.
i liked the Mayors ridicule
when he blew his hooter
was it meant to be a ridicule
whats right with a man on a tiny scooter.
will the "Mayors" bubble pop
stop and search is to be outlawed
so next time just "shimmy" when police stop
this procedure all must applaud.
now onto the "Dukes" enemy
he is not as far as Venus
there is no better remedy
on live TV he called "Boris Johnson" a "penis".
the war is not winnable
that statement is not random
the "market" is damage that is not minimal
its the divide between "Kentish" and "Camden".
the "Mayors" final idea is cool
he had me in a stitch
if you keep failing the local school
it will drive out the rich.
some may disbelieve and need proof
so a link i will provide
we are so lucky to have a "mayor" under our roof
comedy from Steve Furst makes Kentish town one hell of a ride.


( want to take a peek at what inspired this ? you can here http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/the-m...f-kentish-town or if you want to add your 10 cents - it has to rhyme. you get me blood ? i have tried to get this to Steve - and if i am not seen soon - you all no where i have gone or who has got me ? )