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Old 04-12-2014, 09:43 PM #76
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A copper goes into a an off licence and sees the shopkeeper lying on the floor behind the counter giving a 15 year old girl oral sex. The copper nicks him for 'Gross Indecency With A Minor' but at court the shopkeeper gets acquitted. Why?

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