[waterhog]

a Christmas present to all readers and a new 2015 NO POETRY promise 25.12.14

they thinks its all over
i can hear the whistle
i have been hit with a Range Rover
its more chewy then Pork gristle.
i admit defeat
its time to surrender
the final desert is sweet
even "weight Watchers" are a defender.
2014 was the year to admire
but the future is bliss
i well deserve to retire
take these words from me to you as a paper kiss.
my feet are up and roasting
i have a bell for my waiter
none of 2014 rhymes are worth toasting
i now give up and surrender.
enjoy the silence
a years break will set the scene
no more digs, knocks or cruel violence
Thursday will set me up to start in Twenty Fifteen.

( may i take this opportunity to wish every reader a happy Christmas on this wonderful day and i hope everyone is looking forward to a new year which will be full of some nutcase poetry. if you are not ? say so now, of for ever hold your silence. ps all reply's to this thread have to rhyme to be accounted for or else they are discredited and worthless.. see you all in the new year and happy Christmas to all. )

[Anaesthesia]

You promised no poetry and I trusted you :P

have wonderful holidays waterhog xxx

[Glenn.]

Didn't you already promise this

[waterhog]

i suppose you will find out on Thursday.


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