[Hooly One]

Women talk garbage and men change every seven years were some of the curious conclusions reached following Victor and Becki's morning debate about sex, masturbation...and broccoli.

The lady in question has been on a mission all morning to talk to her fellow housemates about sex.

So finding herself alone in the bedroom with jungle cats Vic and Jay, she gave them a quick run through of what she intends to say in her school presentation - she plans to chat about masturbation and sex in general - which makes up part of the weekly task. "Why don't you save it for the presentation?" Victor wearily suggested after she'd banged on for some time.

Becki took the hint, and swiftly changed the subject...sort of.

"What do you miss about sex?" she asked Jason.

"Becki," sighed the strawberry blonde muscleman, "I'm a 30-year-old man. I don't need to tell you what I miss".

Pal Victor, however, thought that he did need to tell Becki what he misses, and so answered for him. "He misses busting his nuts," he told her matter-of-factly.

I wish she'd give it a rest


This was cue for Becki to insist that opportunities to masturbate mean that craving sex is unnecessary. Hugs and kisses, however, are irreplaceable, she announced.

Victor disagreed. "You women talk garbage," he maintained. "That's what I've learnt over the years...GARBAGE!"

Becki wasn't to be put off with such a blatant put down, and informed the lads that they may change their mind as they get older given that skin cells and organs repair themselves every seven years and that people can consequently learn to like things they once loathed, for example broccoli.

"When you meet The One, you'll miss those moments when it's just about touch," she insisted.

Her argument failed to move the jungle cats, most especially Victor who opined that the very foundation of her argument was weak given that some people do not masturbate and therefore do miss sex.

"I don't bash my bishop," he asserted with a firm shake of his head. "I don't hold it against anybody that does," he hurried on. "But I don't..."

"Not. At. All," he added firmly.

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[She Devil]

When will Becki get the hint that nobody wants to talk to her, especially about sex. I swear the girl is gagging for it and I bet she would go all the way in there - maybe with Ahmed

[Hooly One]

Lol! Now that would be a sight for sore eyes