[waterhog]

intrigued by the line up ? 08.01.15

This may seem odd
because me and celebrities don't connect
but this is worship to my God
so no sarcasm can the reader detect.
I do not have a 'danny'
the line up has given me alopecia
still trying to work out if she has a fanny
never seen anything like Alicia!
There is allot of intellect
Parez is a celebrity dictionary
can not wait for the Hilton dissect
he is one to watch and i predict, extraordinary.
Very normal without 'blur'
Patsy I hope will have a great entry
my advice is stay sober and don't stir
pretend you are just in a "house in the country".
with one there is genuine
there is nothing beneath
happy go lucky is the "Chegwin"
I'm sure we will all love "Keith".
Bit bored of this column
there is no invest
a reality star is Callum
this makes him no way the 'best'.
onto a model cross
but would you want to woo
if you went out with Kirk Norcross
on "Cami" it says more then any tattoo.
we need a bit of shine
but is it in reach
Jeremy and drugs had no decline
was it the pressure from the "beach".
i welcome the hood
a respectable look is "Kavana"
but can he "i can make you feel good"
or will he linger like lavender.
eye candy is next
but will the head be a bubble
will "Chloe" just get young boys below vexed
or could this be more celebrity trouble.
not sure about the voice
but with "Nadia" we might need a noose
her drinking will be a bad choice
she already has a mouth that is loose.
we need something sweet
this is out of ten
never did i watch him in the best "street"
but so looking forward to "Ken".
a priority is some sole
but old is "Alexandra"
i think i have scored a own goal
criticize me with plenty of drama.
if i was to ask for a massage
i would ring my bell
never expecting it to be Michelle Visage
but this activist may turn BB into hell.
last but not least
Katie is for sure not to surrender
anger will rise faster then yeast
but is anyone going to be a Hopkins defender.


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