[waterhog]

the dog i abandoned and how i lost weight - step in the great pretender 07.01.15

we are on repeat
January is a loop
sugar now is the forbidden sweet
no one wants to put the dog through a loop.
everyone has layers of flab
the mirror is clear and not mercy
preparing to put your dog in a one way cab
no more "Great Pretender" by Mr Mercury.
getting in cloths is no ease
like the sound of morning yapping
pushing and huffing is the squeeze
desperation triggers the smell of piss and crapping.
its chewing everything it can borrow
but you are no prime example
over Christmas and all you did swallow
you thought your "job" was to sample.
i am so bored
these story's infuriate
abandoned dogs will have soared
like all the food you did accumulate.
don't buy a dog for a present
eating is your responsibility
last night was so pleasant
the dog i abandoned made me loose weight legitimately.

( from this morning news 07.01.15 all i can see is how to loose weight and how many dogs are abandoned. i am not one hundred percent sure but i am positive i was objecting to this last year - the year before and the year before that and the year before that and the year before that and the year before that time 20. do i think the message is getting through ?
am i the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g ? the wrath of replying is still in place. but i got to get to work so will check later - be warned ? there will be no more news poems for 3 weeks - CBB is my life.)

[Amy Jade]

I thought you said you had given up writing poems?

[waterhog]

its all in the small print amy.

how are you ? are u a new fish ? do you like CBB and BB ? can you write poems ?

[arista]

Hog there is no Link for this Dog
you Lazy poster

[waterhog]

don't tell everyone her name - i will never live it down. where is the link my darling ? arista can you please put it or show me ? thank you.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by waterhog

its all in the small print amy.

how are you ? are u a new fish ? do you like CBB and BB ? can you write poems ?

Hilariously witty Hog - and thank God you haven't given up.

[arista]

Originally Posted by waterhog

don't tell everyone her name - i will never live it down. where is the link my darling ? arista can you please put it or show me ? thank you.

The Story is on every news link
the dog left at a station


You Lazy Poster

[kirklancaster]

Oh how I’d love to say: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the slimmest of them all”?
But can I? Not on your nelly,
‘Cos I can’t get to the mirror for my belly.

As for the dog in our house, this I know
My wife will never, ever go
I’d like to make her don’t you see
But I can’t ‘cos she’s much bigger than me.

(I’m not being serious Hog, it’s all in fun
But ‘cos of feminist backlash............................. I’ve got to run. )

Bye Hog

[T*]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

I thought you said you had given up writing poems?

.

[waterhog]

the hog runs for the kirkster.


just watched CBB - omg it looks brill.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

I thought you said you had given up writing poems?

It's a poem?

[arista]

Woman who left Kai the Shar-Pei tied up outside train station and claims she did NOTHING WRONG

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz3OLLudL3x

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by arista

Woman who left Kai the Shar-Pei tied up outside train station and claims she did NOTHING WRONG

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz3OLLudL3x

They should leave that silly bitch tied up outside the same station selfish cow.

[arista]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

They should leave that silly bitch tied up outside the same station selfish cow.

She had paid £150 upfront as part of £400
but was given a photo of a smaller dog
the Dealer drove off fast with his £150
she phoned him and said get your dog.

The Error she made was not telling the Police on the day