[jennyjuniper]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

A Blond joke for Jenny:

A blonde went to an electronic store and asked, "How much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"

Spoiler:

"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

Good one

[jennyjuniper]

What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 blondes.

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about a job she wanted him to do. In the first room she saids she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote it down then went to the open window and shouted 'GREEN SIDE UP'.
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted a soft yellow.
He walked to the window and shouted 'GREEN SIDE UP'.
The lady was curious but said nothing and led the painter to the third room, which she said she would like painting a warm rose colour.
He wrote it down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP'.
The lady then asked him, 'Why do you keep yelling GREEN SIDE UP?
'I'm sorry', he replied, 'But I have a crew of blondes laying a lawn across the street.