[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Jake.

lose weight/keep fit?

i was joking mr fun sponge

[Jay.]

but surely whales are great at swimming?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

anyway

[Jay.]

I have managed to stop biting my nails and have grown them so if I can do that then I can do anything

I've been biting my nails since I was like 4 so

[Jake.]

i always bite my nails why would you want to grow them

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm gonna go to tesco at like 9 and buy everything on the whoopsie

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what is it actually called

[Jay.]

because I am being healthy and making changes in my life

so that this can be me in 2 years

[Jake.]

whoopsie is asda isn't it

[Firewire]

doubtful @jay

[Firewire]

i mean at you being chris pratt

[T*]

Originally Posted by Rose McGowan

what is it actually called

the reduced/reject bit

[Jay.]

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

omg my life has changed

[Jay.]

Originally Posted by Firewire

i mean at you being chris pratt

I know, am I more of a Nick Offerman type?

[T*]

not jay killing the thread

[T*]

*gives thread cpr*

[Glenn.]

Chris Pratt

[Jay.]

ite glenn mate

[Jay.]

I wasn't being rude earlier about your accent btw

[Jake.]

Jay I want to get into tumblr will you teach me?

[Jay.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Jay I want to get into tumblr will you teach me?

yes https://www.tumblr.com/

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why are people asking jay for advice on tumblr he runs a photo blog

[Jay.]

maybe it's because my blog is so stylish and actually have over 2 followers

[Jay.]

and how is it a photo blog when I reblog quotes erm

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Jay.

maybe it's because my blog is so stylish and actually have over 2 followers

my tumblrs like a day old yet it's already stylish af