[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

or have it posted through their letterboxes

With the other shit which is the General Election Canvassing brochures?

[kirklancaster]

This 'pink spray' revelation made me frown
Because there's so much Dog **** around my town
It would be cheaper to spray the pavements brown.

[Nedusa]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

This 'pink spray' revelation made me frown
Because there's so much Dog **** around my town
It would be cheaper to spray the pavements brown.

But if you spray the pavements brown
it will almost certainly cause a frown
Better instead to avoid a stink
and keep those dog poos pretty in pink......

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Nedusa

But if you spray the pavements brown
it will almost certainly cause a frown
Better instead to avoid a stink
and keep those dog poos pretty in pink......

Oh Nedusa, you give me a lift
Your poetry is a welcome gift
But better to stop before there's a fuss
When jealous WaterHog falls out with us.

But I will always now just think of you
When I get pink dog shit on my shoe.

[Nedusa]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Oh Nedusa, you give me a lift
Your poetry is a welcome gift
But better to stop before there's a fuss
When jealous WaterHog falls out with us.

But I will always now just think of you
When I get pink dog shit on my shoe.