[Liam-]

My favourite high school memory is really mean but sf funny, i literally laugh about it to this day.

Once in year 11 It was lunch time and me and my male friends decided we'd hang around with some girls that they fancied so they could try to impress them, as if that was ever going to happen anyway but still.
about 10 minutes towards the end of lunch, one of my friends was being cocky and decided he'd steal a football that came towards him because he thought it belonged to some year 7 kids, turned out it belonged to a couple of year 9 girls, who were hard as **** gypsy's, so they chased him around the field for about 5 minutes, caught him and decided to sit on him and then drag him along the field by his bag to the teacher, the noises that came out of him were some of the funniest things i have ever heard, i can still hear them clearly today.
'help me! they're ****ing sitting on me boys, help me!'