[Jay.]

"the day that my dick stops working, that's when i wanna die" I can't

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Jay.

"the day that my dick stops working, that's when i wanna die" I can't

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[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Jay.

"the day that my dick stops working, that's when i wanna die" I can't

I remember when my grandad was joking around at my cousin's wedding and had too much to drink.

Someone made a joke about sex and my grandad said "The day my pecker stops working you can slit my throat" I wanted to die right there and then.

[Jay.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

I remember when my grandad was joking around at my cousin's wedding and had too much to drink.

Someone made a joke about sex and my grandad said "The day my pecker stops working you can slit my throat" I wanted to die right there and then.

omg

did i post on here when my nan said that the feeling you get after you give birth is like when you cum

idk you just reminded me of that beautiful tale

[Lostie!]

Originally Posted by Jay.

omg

did i post on here when my nan said that the feeling you get after you give birth is like when you cum

idk you just reminded me of that beautiful tale

Oh my god.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Jay.

omg

did i post on here when my nan said that the feeling you get after you give birth is like when you cum

idk you just reminded me of that beautiful tale