[waterhog]

nic is no fan of mathew as its not the wrightpuff 07.04.15

they were real tight
went down better then a scotch
at 12 years of age it was love at first sight
i wounder does nic tune in and watch.
they did get dirty
going at it like a rabbit
i wounder does amelia ever get shirty
the world no's it was a jeremy vile habit.
the stain may fade
maybe a louder shout from the lung
the fingers and yellow marks will persuade
at £8 a pack at least he is no longer money stung.
i enjoyed this mornings chat
where as ITV would have lost my rag
if i turn by mistake i got flat
its the face of the sucking bit of the fag.
now nic has been rid
don't worry there is plenty of chew
if along came a kid
i no a fantastic father would be mathew.
i got to now beobscene
me and nic are just going for a puff
to the reader i hope it pushes you off nicotine
forgive me as i am well and truly hooked on the wrightstuff.

( this was inspired by watching the best morning show on tv. and if you need to find out what i am addicted to you can here http://www.channel5.com/shows/the-wright-stuff if you are trying to kick the rabbit then maybe you might find some info here http://www.nhs.uk/livewell/smoking/P...ngnewhome.aspx or if you wanted to take some good action you can sign my petition here to change my life and stop writing poetry here and to take up 1000 fags a day https://www.change.org/p/the-forum-u...t_created=true )