[Shaun]

Idea (like many others) inspired by the breathtaking Rose McGowan

There're loads of those shuffle playlists things that're supposed to be like the soundtrack to your life, or a movie based on it, or your death scene song, etc... but this one is for more mundane and realistic situations.

Simply put iTunes or Spotify or whatever it is you use on 'shuffle' and use the first song that comes up for the first situation in the below list (and 2nd for 2nd item, etc):

Stubbing your toe on the stairs:
Walking through the toiletries aisle of Tesco in search of dental floss:
Asking the bus driver how much it costs for a return to the train station:
Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water:
Wiping the sleep out of your eyes:
Waiting for your bath to run:
Answering the door to a charity collector from UNICEF:
Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you:
Opening the mail and getting a papercut!!!!!!!!:
For some reason, clicking on GypsyGoth's wall:
Searching for the TV remote:
Seeing your neighbour across the road and not being sure whether to say hello:
Having an occasional thought about Niamh during the day:

[Shaun]

Stubbing your toe on the stairs: Blondie - One Way or Another
Walking through the toiletries aisle of Tesco in search of dental floss: The White Stripes - The Hardest Button to Button
Asking the bus driver how much it costs for a return to the train station: Swedish House Mafia - One (yaaaas best time of the day)
Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water: John Lennon - Imagine
Wiping the sleep out of your eyes: Destiny's Child - Girl (it is an eye-opening song tbf)
Waiting for your bath to run: Ronan Keating - When You Say Nothing at All (who doesn't love a bit of bathtime Ronan?)
Answering the door to a charity collector from UNICEF: Snow Patrol - Spitting Games (oh.)
Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you: a-ha - Take On Me (i guess it works?)
Opening the mail and getting a papercut!!!!!!!!: Coldplay - Now My Feet Won't Touch the Ground
For some reason, clicking on GypsyGoth's wall: Ke$ha - Grow a Pear (v. v. claudia tbf)
Searching for the TV remote: Joni Mitchell - A Case of You
Seeing your neighbour across the road and not being sure whether to say hello: Boy Meets Girl - Waiting for a Star to Fall
Having an occasional thought about Niamh during the day: Cheryl Cole - 3 Words (yes.)

[Natalie.]

Stubbing your toe on the stairs: Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
Walking through the toiletries aisle of Tesco in search of dental floss: PCD - Don't Cha
Asking the bus driver how much it costs for a return to the train station: Basement Jaxx - Good Luck
Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water: One Republic -Apologise
Wiping the sleep out of your eyes: Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
Waiting for your bath to run: Usher - U Got It Bad
Answering the door to a charity collector from UNICEF: Sugababes - Push The Button
Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you:Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Opening the mail and getting a papercut!!!!!!!!: MCR - I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
For some reason, clicking on GypsyGoth's wall: Mariah Carey - We Belong Together
Searching for the TV remote: The Carpenters - I Won't Last A Day Without You
Seeing your neighbour across the road and not being sure whether to say hello: Beyonce - Halo
Having an occasional thought about Niamh during the day: Ciara - So Hard

[BlankSpace]

Stubbing your toe on the stairs: Rude - Magic
Walking through the toiletries aisle of Tesco in search of dental floss: All About You - McFly
Asking the bus driver how much it costs for a return to the train station: Demons - Imagine Dragons
Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water: Firework - Katy Perry
Wiping the sleep out of your eyes: Real Love - Clean Bandit
Waiting for your bath to run: Stay With Me - Sam Smith
Answering the door to a charity collector from UNICEF: Bad Day - Daniel Powter
Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you: Dangerous - David Guetta
Opening the mail and getting a papercut!!!!!!!!: Budapest - George Ezra
For some reason, clicking on GypsyGoth's wall: These Days - Take That
Searching for the TV remote: Let Her Go - Passenger
Seeing your neighbour across the road and not being sure whether to say hello: Sing - Ed Sheeran
Having an occasional thought about Niamh during the day: Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus

lol

[Jake.]

Stubbing your toe on the stairs: Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
Walking through the toiletries aisle of Tesco in search of dental floss: Want to Want Me - Jason Derulo
Asking the bus driver how much it costs for a return to the train station: Hotel - Cassidy (feat R. Kelly)
Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water: Raise Your Glass - Pink (finally one that works!!!)
Wiping the sleep out of your eyes: Alibi - David Gray
Waiting for your bath to run: Free The Animal - Sia
Answering the door to a charity collector from UNICEF: I Predict A Riot - Kaiser Chiefs
Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you: Goldie - A$AP Rocky
Opening the mail and getting a papercut!!!!!!!!: What I Did For Love - David Guetta (feat Emeli Sande)
For some reason, clicking on GypsyGoth's wall: How You Get The Girl - Taylor Swift
Searching for the TV remote: Colour on the Walls (Don't Stop) - Foster the People
Seeing your neighbour across the road and not being sure whether to say hello: Hot 'n' Cold - Katy Perry
Having an occasional thought about Niamh during the day: Alfie - Lily Allen (Niamh known for her lazy lifestyle and drug use)

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Natalie.

GypsyGoth

Mariah Carey - We Belong Together

i ship it

[Xtopher]

Stubbing your toe on the stairs: Depeche Mode - All That's Mine
Walking through the toiletries aisle of Tesco in search of dental floss: Hurts - The Water
Asking the bus driver how much it costs for a return to the train station: Collide - Fear No Evil
Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water: Dog Fashion Disco - Dr. Piranha
Wiping the sleep out of your eyes: Garbage - Sleep Together
Waiting for your bath to run: Lene Lovich - Lucky Number
Answering the door to a charity collector from UNICEF: Depeche Mode - Puppets
Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you: Evanescence - Away From Me
Opening the mail and getting a papercut!!!!!!!!: Tool - Eulogy
For some reason, clicking on GypsyGoth's wall: Muse - Take A Bow
Searching for the TV remote: Sade - Kiss Of Life
Seeing your neighbour across the road and not being sure whether to say hello: The Dresden Dolls - Necessary Evil
Having an occasional thought about Niamh during the day: Garbage - Sex Never Goes Out of Fashion

[Natalie.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

i ship it

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Stubbing your toe on the stairs: moloko - indigo
Walking through the toiletries aisle of Tesco in search of dental floss: roisin murphy - let me know
Asking the bus driver how much it costs for a return to the train station: hole - malibu
Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water: siouxsie and the banshees - jigsaw feeling
Wiping the sleep out of your eyes: V V brown - substitute for love
Waiting for your bath to run: the go! team - what d'you say?
Answering the door to a charity collector from UNICEF: gaga - i like it rough
Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you: kelly rowland - work
Opening the mail and getting a papercut!!!!!!!!: jordin sparks - tattoo
For some reason, clicking on GypsyGoth's wall: the strokes - metabolism
Searching for the TV remote: crystal castles - untrust us
Seeing your neighbour across the road and not being sure whether to say hello: phantogram - as far as i can see
Having an occasional thought about Niamh during the day: nicki - starships

[LukeB]

Stubbing your toe on the stairs:Cher Lloyd - Oath
Walking through the toiletries aisle of Tesco in search of dental floss:Rihanna - Raining Men
Asking the bus driver how much it costs for a return to the train station: Girls Aloud - Girls Allowed
Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water:Kesha - Your Love Is My Drug
Wiping the sleep out of your eyes:Michael Buble - Haven't Met You Yet
Waiting for your bath to run:Sia - Chandelier
Answering the door to a charity collector from UNICEF:Britney Spears - Work Bitch
Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you:David Guetta - Play Hard
Opening the mail and getting a papercut!!!!!!!!: Beyonce - Countdown
For some reason, clicking on GypsyGoth's wall: Alexandra Burke - All Night Long
Searching for the TV remote:Beyonce - 7/11
Seeing your neighbour across the road and not being sure whether to say hello: Little Mix - DNA
Having an occasional thought about Niamh during the day:Bastille - These Streets

[Withano]

Stubbing your toe on the stairs: Only Girl In The World ffs
Walking through the toiletries aisle of Tesco in search of dental floss: Around Town by The Kooks
Asking the bus driver how much it costs for a return to the train station: Some **** by Sean Paul. What even is my Itunes. (Turn It Up)???
Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water: After The Storm, Mumford & Sons
Wiping the sleep out of your eyes: I Want You, Cee Lo Green
Waiting for your bath to run: Breathe by Years and Years
Answering the door to a charity collector from UNICEF: Sister by Kate Nash
Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you: Born To Die by Lana Del Rey.
Opening the mail and getting a papercut!!!!!!!!: Bang Bang, Will I Am. Ergh.
For some reason, clicking on GypsyGoth's wall: Pompeii
Searching for the TV remote: Rockstar, Nickelback. I'm literally so upset with myself.
Seeing your neighbour across the road and not being sure whether to say hello: The Cave, Mumford and Sons
Having an occasional thought about Niamh during the day: Dance Dance FOB

[Withano]

Originally Posted by Withano

Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you: Born To Die by Lana Del Rey.

tbh

[Withano]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water: Raise Your Glass - Pink (finally one that works!!!)

Definite winner so far haha