[waterhog]

has helen cracked her melon ? 26.06.15 ( only melon lovers will truly understand this post)

welcome to my failure
i am exactly the same as this fruit loop
neither of us are a sweet "Galia"
as both will turn you a sickly orange like inside a "Cantaloupe".
gone is her "Honeydew"
in her juices she may wallow
left alone with no crew
its the reason why she's yellow.
into everyone is the claw
frustration brought to the max
i suppose she resembles a "Crenshaw"
very not seen and like a hidden tax.
also very contagious
we all no she is no "mother of mary"
with more sales then a buy one get one free "Charantais"
opened wide is helens "Canary".
i am sure you taste sour
it is no melon at "Christmas"
because no matter how hard it is to flower
any attraction will always be mysterious.
with no outside scar
and no words to describe
a some up is a "Casaba"
helen should be heard of but always on the hide.
go and make a living and busk
it is my advice for cohesion
never see or smell this "Musk"
helen is as popular as a melon that's "Persian".
must i stop or pause
with melons are you feeling the heat
today i am going to buy a "Santa Clause"
totally different and sweet.
break and come up for air
breath in the BB oxygen
unlike helen this won't scare
i will cut you a slice of "Ogen".
we need a top bird
a bit like a "Starling"
i am no melon nerd
but i will attract with a "Sharlyn"
NOW look i got a splinter
that is a bad tax
i really wanted to tell you about "Winter"
and end with my best melon the "Wax".
back to BB direct
a disguise was the melon
i hope the reader can connect
i had to do something as there is nothing decent about Helen.

[waterhog]

its been so hot today i have had to have a melon to cool down i love water melon.

[waterhog]

thats it - i am never buying a melon again - not even if they are on buy one get one free - fed up with melons.