[lily.]

A little girl asked her Mum, 'Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'

Mum replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'

'What's that mean?' asked the child.

'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'

Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.'

He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the lead and only go one time round the block.'

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the lead.

Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'

The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

[Mrluvaluva]

[Ruth*Star]

LMFAO thats hilarious, thanks for posting lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh looky Ruth. You have 2 little white thumbs now.

[lily.]

I have a bettah one than that, but it's not suitable for posting here..

[Mrluvaluva]

U2U it me.

[Wiglet]

That is brilliant but my kids want to know why I am laughing and I can't tell them.

[Psylocke]

LOL,Love it haha

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Oh looky Ruth. You have 2 little white thumbs now.

Oh Cool! i had them before but someone took karma off me, don't know why though, can't of pleased someone anyways thanks.

[lily.]

+Karma for you wiglet. I wanted to give you one (oo-er missus..)yesterday for your really good posts in the homophobia thread, but unfortunately I had already used my Karma allowance for evil that day...

Unsuitable joke U2U on its way to you Barry..

[Gap]

Fuuny

[Dr43%er]

Stropz, I'll trade you an unsuitable joke via u2u if you like.