[Macie Lightfoot]

Helen's only friends with people who physically embody high school cool. When she's not busy calling other women slags despite the fact that she got her spot on BB because Wayne Rooney paid her to **** him, she's justifying her own nastiness by foghorning about how everyone is TOO SENSITIVE even though she slandered Victor to a point where the show had a legal disclaimer because he said something like "stay away from that Helen." She claims to be honest even though her statements and observations do not have any reflection on the reality of any situation. She complains about other people lying even though her recollection of events is also filled with half-truths and completely misinterpretations of what actually happened. I do think she's incredibly tragic and obviously has huge daddy issues and whatnot, but go see a therapist, don't go on Big Brother. I don't want to be involved.