[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Shaun

someone had already evicted Maxwell by that point so I edited

They edited, you got in there first

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Jason thrusting against Vanessa on a radiator still gives me nightmares

Yeah. He was really weird with her. Always begging her to kiss him, and when she didn't want to and moved away, he'd move closer, and pull her head closer to his, and kissed her against her will.

He also made a joke about pretending she was 17, and having sex with her. Weird.

Wasn't he accused of rape, a couple of years ago?

[Shaun]

well at least someone's getting wet writing that paragraph tonight

[Shaun]

(also I'm posting my nominations (i am next rite?) at any time I wish bc this is a mess and tbh I'm all for posting them at 6am and watching everyone trickle online through the day and realising they could've evicted Spiral but now they've got to evict Tashie)

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by BB6

Yeah. He was really weird with her. Always begging her to kiss him, and when she didn't want to and moved away, he'd move closer, and pull her head closer to his, and kissed her against her will.

He also made a joke about pretending she was 17, and having sex with her. Weird.

Wasn't he accused of rape, a couple of years ago?

Vile

[Jason.]

Trashie Tashie

[Jason.]

When I did reach my 7000th post?

[Jason.]

I'm off to watch CBB3.

[reece(:]

LUCAS: Evicted Seany, Saved Sree
MACIE: Evicted Aaron, Saved Jason
MB: Evicted Winston, Saved Michael
REECE: Evicted Ash, Saved Lisa
DANIEL: Evicted Kris, Saved Saskia
DANIEL-X: Evicted Maxwell, Saved Ashleigh
SHAUN: Evicted Steven, Saved Sezer
JAKE: Evicted Dennis, Saved Sam Pepper

this is so difficult to do at such a fast pace And the edits make it difficult to tell who was first to claim a cut.

[MB.]

I've finished Winston. It wasn't very pleasurable.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by MB.

I've finished Winston. It wasn't very pleasurable.

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by MB.

I've finished Winston. It wasn't very pleasurable.

[Macie Lightfoot]

sorry for the delay but I have a lot of feelings on Aaron

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

sorry for the delay but I have a lot of feelings on Aaron

I'm ready

[Black Dagger]

I am not perched.

[Jack_]

perched to fume

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

260th. Winston Showan (BB15)



(people thought that was hot?!)

Where to start with Winston? That’s actually a good question – where do you start with Winston? Because it can’t be far from where you finish with him. As Big Brother housemates go (i.e. not particularly deep), Winston is one of the shallowest of them all in many senses. ‘Personal development business manager’ my ass. We all know you’re a TOWIE standby/EastEnders bar propper-upper, don’t be ashamed of that. Or on second thoughts, do.

So when Winston entered, we all knew what we were getting. Yer standard Essex lad, who enjoys pulling birds and drinking pints and basing his conversations on those two things and little else. And if that’s what you wanted (why on earth would it be), he delivered. His highlights from the first few weeks included his well-timed showmance with Tamara (by which I mean the highlights show immediately prior to her eviction was made up of nothing but clips of them eating face, thus giving us (half) a summer of Danielle McMahon, good job editing team), stories about how he simultaneously wanked, cried and vomited once and how he fought off a shark once and I can’t remember for the life of me which of those was real and which wasn’t. So far, so… good? That doesn’t seem right….

And then he began being sort-of-surprisingly-kind-of-righteous? For about a day or so in something that didn’t really concern him and I’m still not sure why he thought it did but hey, get that relevancy! Yes, he decided to get involved in Marlon’s decision to Push The Button on iTunes and whilst it was probably the point of the series at which I liked him most (which isn’t saying much), he soon faded back into obscurity and singing Killers songs really badly and… um, that was sort of it? And that was all 65 days of Winston Showan. The producers occasionally tried to give him a personality by giving him an awful character-based task (hai 'Inspector Winston'), or let him try and do that itself, with the result of that being him breaking out of the fire escape. And then running back in. Kitten's quaking in her boots, I'm sure. One of the rare bits of praise I’ll give to BB15 is that it knew how to do a shock result, and Winston’s somewhat premature/more so overly-delayed boot is a great example of that. We can thank Ashleigh’s iPhone Army for gloriously slaying one of Helen’s crew and their chances of winni… okay never mind, but still, I will no doubt remember Winston better for how he left than anything he did in the house. And since what he did do in the house often revolved around or was based upon some variant of his phrase, “I have a dream that one day a man can just be a man” (complete with bicep-flexing), that’s not saying much.

Oh and when he left the house he broke up with Tamara with something to do with milk? idk like I care about any of these people after they leave. And that was Winston Showan.

I'm saving Michael off of that BB7 because I do slightly quite like him? -ducks-

#WINSTMEISTER

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by reece(:

LUCAS: Evicted Seany, Saved Sree
MACIE: Evicted Aaron, Saved Jason
MB: Evicted Winston, Saved Michael
REECE: Evicted Ash, Saved Lisa
DANIEL: Evicted Kris, Saved Saskia
DANIEL-X: Evicted Maxwell, Saved Ashleigh
SHAUN: Evicted Steven, Saved Sezer
JAKE: Evicted Dennis, Saved Sam Pepper

this is so difficult to do at such a fast pace And the edits make it difficult to tell who was first to claim a cut.

who are Espeon's picks?

[Daniel-X]

Just done my Maxwell write up

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

257th - Maxwell Ward - BB6:



He graced our screens and seemed to show slight promise. That was until the first morning... Maxwell just thought he was so beyond everyone in the house and it was annoying as hell to watch. He was passive aggressive a bully and down right disgusting! He stayed in simply because he apparently had 'sex appeal' but I don't get how looking like an overweight gerbil can make someone attractive. If his looks weren't bad enough his personality was the cherry on top! He couldn't take anything anyone said or gave to him but yet he could dish it out left right and centre and queen Kemal just owned him! Kemal had his number and knew the whole Saskia showmance was just a blag for the cameras. Yet he couldn't bare anything anyone said to him and then would act in an aggressive and intimidating manner. He was the epitome of a bad housemate he was an actual bully and some of the people classed as bullies nowadays are very tame compared to the likes of Maxwell.

Save Ashleigh I guess

[Shaun]

so basically Espeon has to choose between Luke S and Kenneth Tong?

[Jack_]

well that's an easy choice

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

so basically Espeon has to choose between Luke S and Kenneth Tong?

Is that even a choice

(shag Luke, marry Espeon, kill Kenneth)

[Pete.]

I forgot about Inspector Winston smh

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Kris Donnelly



I'm eliminating Kris because he was an incredibly dull, bitchy, arrogant dick. Kris is down there with some of the least entertaining housemates of all time if you ask me, ALL he did was enter the house, start a showmance with Sophie, picked on Freddie and nominated the entertaining ones for eviction, compelling stuff. He was one of the main reasons why early BB10 was pretty uninteresting and thank fuck that BB managed to rig him out otherwise we would have lost another good housemate that week. As annoying as Freddie was, Kris treated him worse than anyone in the house and it was just uncomfortable tbqh. So yeah. Kris is out for being a nasty bore.

I save Saskia

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[Jake.]

Dennis McHugh
Big Brother 9 (Ejected Day 23)



I honestly don't know where to begin with this disgusting, Perez Hilton double. Walking into the house, Dennis carried this flamboyant persona with him, which lasted for a good few days. Afterwards he didn't seem too bad, sitting around with the wrong crowd having the odd bitchy gossip; week 4 eviction fodder. That is, until day 23 (or Fight Night 2).

An argument over a smudged painting ensured that volatile Dennis stuck his piggy nose in and got involved in an argument between Bex and Greedy Mo (why were they arguing again?). It was at this point Dennis screeched the words "fuck off" at Mohammed a fair few times before spitting in his face. Yes, he spat in his face. To make matters worse, after his ejection (which is easily the most deserved one in the history of BBUK, no question), the like of Jennifer and co had the nerve to claim he wasn't in the wrong. Disgusting.

Dennis claimed no spit actually left his mouth.. Yeah, fuck off you rodent.

saved Sam Pepper because believe it or not, he was the best one left.