[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Jonny save Nichola

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#. Jonny Regan (BB3)



Jonny's awfulness is not nearly stated enough because a lot of you people refuse to watch anything before BB5 and thus are trying to get Sada and Penny out of the first boot hurt/heal game when ****ing Bonnie and Victoria and Sallie are still in, but LET IT BE KNOWN that Jonny is a special kind of awful. Jonny's whole thing was being ~Mr. Fun And Games~ which meant that he engaged in awful hijinks and ****, and then when he'd be nominated he'd wallow in self-pity and be all Woe Is Me, and then he'd only get like 20% of the vote to evict and go back to being the annoying class clown. It was an endless cycle of self-victimizing and it was INFURIATING to watch, especially when you consider that every eviction would alternate between Jonny barely getting any votes and the much superior Alex Sibley barely surviving. If you want a modern BBUK analogy for Jonny, you can say that he's kind of like Brian Belo in BB8 in how he plays up to the cameras in a pretty obvious way, except the BB3 group was a largely intelligent one so they'd always call out Jonny on his bull**** <3

What else... he'd also get Kate incredibly drunk and it was uncomfortable to watch him literally tilt her head back and pour alcohol down her throat. He screamed his lungs off at Jade because she was worried, but according to Jonny she has no right to worry because he's the one who has been NOMINATED *THREE* *TIMES* !!!!! and then during the final Davina asked how he'd want to be remembered and Jonny said "the person who put a smile on the nation's face" and I nearly threw up all over my computer.

I'm saving Nichola because she asked Darren if he would like to sit on her face and I bet nobody knows that because nobody's bothered to watch BB1 oops.