[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

I think Derek would've had a good chance at winning tbh

Lmao no he wouldn't. He was far too outspoken and often sometimes a little nasty even though I did like him (Remember the time Sam said 'you can go now' and he completely lost it)

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

I think Derek would've had a good chance at winning tbh

He didn't. I think Science and Kemal had better chances at winning, but I think the highest either one of them would've placed would've been 3rd. I think had Derek made the final, he would've come 4th/5th.

[Pete.]

Anthony and Eugene were destined to win because they would be the least offensive winners

[Daniel.]

Derek would be the best winner of any show ever

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Lmao no he wouldn't. He was far too outspoken and often sometimes a little nasty even though I did like him (Remember the time Sam said 'you can go now' and he completely lost it)

That was funnh

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Derek would be the best winner of any show ever

That was Bianca Del Rio tho

[Daniel.]

Derek and Science had the biggest fanbases when BB6 was airing so Derek would have easily beat Kemal

[Babayaro.]

It's quite annoying how Orlaith and Eugene kind of prevented what would have been a perfect final two weeks had Orlaith gone over Science or Kemal, and Eugene over Derek

[Daniel.]

Kinga wouldn't have happened without that though.

[Jason.]

TBH, I'm glad Orlaith beat Science, but I think it was her time to go when she was up against Kemal. Not only was she loosing her mind more and more each day, so evicting her would've done her a favour as she really wanted to go weeks before then anyway, but she was also up against Kemal

But then Daniel makes a good point, we wouldn't have seen the potential Kinga would've given us, I mean she played a massive role in BB6 and she was only in the house for 12 days, so maybe both Kemal and Orlaith going was a good thing as we'd seen both their potential anyway

Plus I don't think the BB6 final weeks were that bad. We still had Makosi, Craig, and even to a smaller extent Anthony (well that was mainly due to Craig, but they had some funny arguments together) who all provided moments, unlike with BB5 where it was kinda dull after Michelle left, and BB7 which just centered around Pikki and ostracizing Aisleyne.

[Babayaro.]

Yeah, I suppose what you're saying is true, BB6

[reece(:]

Orlaith should have walked weeks before so Kinga came earlier.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

ugh @ you Shaun

Chanelle Hayes (BB8)



No, wait, wrong picture.



“I just want to GLEAVE this ranking” – Chanelle Hayes, circa 2007

So yeah, if you didn’t know already I’m not particularly keen on either Chanelle or Charley, hence me cutting one and nominating the other. But of the two, I dislike Chanelle more. Actually, I’m not overly keen on BB8 as a series, which explains my feelings towards both of these two. And frankly, I don’t want to write about anyone from BB8 until Lesley Brain makes the top five of this thing but hey ho.

Of course, though, I couldn’t do a write-up of any length about Chanelle without mentioning Charley. This rivalry was one of the major driving storylines of the first (/bearable) half of the series, and itself is a reason for why I dislike it. Although very… erm… quotable, this feud was loud, repetitive and mind-numbing and made me also want to stick my head under a duvet. I’m sure some are entertained by twenty nine hour-long rows revolving around Rihanna’s age, but sadly I am not one of them (spoiler: she was 19).

Also of course, I couldn’t do a write-up of any length about Chanelle without mentioning Ziggy. Ugh. Urgh. Blegh. Yuck. Vom. You get the picture. Chiggy, it’s not you, it’s me. No, wait, it’s you. You’re both terrible people, get out of this ranking.

Anyway, she walked and no1curred even though the quality of the already-quite-shoddy series nosedived at around that point (…I’m sure that’s a coincidence), she released a single that wasn’t nearly as good as Charley’s or even Shabnam’s let’s be fair, she bonked Jade Goody’s boyfriend and now she’s fat again. To paraphrase Andy Warhol, that is.

To summarise,



I'm saving Deana because I'm not insane now am I.

Becki's write-up will be coming at some point in the next eight years.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Becki's write-up will be coming at some point in the next eight years.

Can you do her write-up in an italian accent?

[MB.]

Only for the first line but enough for all the other rankers to be immediately paranoid about me, yes.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

Save Kat, evict Belo

~idc Cheryl Cole~ BRIAN BELO.




So yeah it's no complete shock in me claiming he is my least favourite male winner of the franchise and that his return to the series this year had me feel anything other but a meh sensation through my body. He went in a few weeks into the series with another bunch of no marks who offered absolutely nothing to the series like all of the male castings and immediately began his reign of thickness in a story arc that was already overplayed and had already produced the biggest star of the BBUK franchise so why even bother luv. He then entered a Showmance with a twin. Idk if it was the good one I could never tell them apart to be honest but it didn't interest me in the slightest anyway so whatever. I think they slept in the caravan but he couldn't get it up and then pissed himself, what a disgusting tramp. But that seems to be rewarded because Charlotte Crosby was allowed to win a series which featured Lauren Harries, so yeah **** off. He didn't know who Shakespeare was or so he claimed and then he went on to win the series and get a **** load of airtime on other pathetic shows that would lap up his routine even though it was repetitive. And we thought that was the end.

However 8 years later he would make a "dramatic" return to the show and went a bit mental and tried playing the hero against somebody who knew she was hated so boring. He jumped over the wall and now states he hates everything the show stands for. So hopefully we won't have to see his face on BOTS anymore. But I'm sure he will run out of crisps and want back in.

I save COOKIE POWER.

[Babayaro.]

Brian's hair doesn't look real in that photo

[Black Dagger]

Right the pictures aren't working for me today. So you can have the housemate names in pretty colours instead so enjoy. (I also apologise to Reece who has loads to write up anyway. But we can have a week break after this or whatever. I wanted to get it out of the way because well why not. Again so sorry Reece luv. I hope you shall enjoy doing essays)


SADA WALKINGTON (BIG BROTHER 1)
CAROLINE O SHEA (BIG BROTHER 1)
AMMA AGYEI (BIG BROTHER 2)
TIM CULLEY (BIG BROTHER 3)
ADELE ROBERTS (BIG BROTHER 3)
BONNIE HOLT (BIG BROTHER 7)
LAURA WILLIAMS (BIG BROTHER 8)
KARA LOUISE (BIG BROTHER 8)
SYLVIA BARRIE (BIG BROTHER 9)
STEPHANIE MCMICHAEL (BIG BROTHER 9)
BEA HAMIL (BIG BROTHER 10)
SOPHIE READE (BIG BROTHER 10)
TASHIE JACKSON (BIG BROTHER 12)
LUKE ANDERSON (BIG BROTHER 13)
HAZEL O SULLIVAN (BIG BROTHER 14)
GINA RIO (BIG BROTHER 14)
CHRISTOPHER HALL (BIG BROTHER 15)
ADJOA MENSAH (BIG BROTHER 16)

[Jake.]

Save Hazel, cut Gina.

[Shaun]

#99 - Sophie Reade (BB10)


Let me get in the mood.

Youtube video

I have finally axed my nemesis. Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this, etc. So yes this is a long time overdue for me and I appreciate that everyone sort-of tolerated her at least and liked her a lot at most but first let me gloat at:

a) Kate has beat ha
b) Nadia has beat ha
c) even Luke A has beat ha

A whole bunch of other winners too (although I think aside from those we've just got Dowling and Rachel left) so she doesn't even make the top five. Marvellous. Because why should she? She latched onto one of the series' more contemptible and vacuous males (and there were a lot of them) in Kris, essentially served herself on a plate to the bore, and became a bore by association. BB10 was a disaster from start to finish and very little, I concede, was to do with Sophie - but hell I'd have taken a David win over her.

Part of me thinks that in the crazy little year of 2009 the GBP just thought "you know those types of contestant we usually hate on? The pretty blonde BB contestants, anyone foreign in I'm a Celebrity... Get me Out of Here, Breakfast show presenters on Strictly, women involved in sex scandals in CBB? Let's just give them all the win. Don't worry, we'll still let a bland closet case win the X Factor. We can't go too crazy." None of that year made sense to me. It was fittingly also my worst year in my personal life and I attribute very little of that to Sophie Reade too, just so we're clear.

BB10 and BB16 have some very clear parallels for me: a sort-of-diverse (for C5) cast with a lot of potential being pushed into all sorts of ridiculous contrived drama, with people the housemates knew from the outside being thrown in, a whole bunch of ex-housemates making unwanted cameos, and once most of the douchebags finally dissolved, and the all-male finalists offered about as much variety as ITV2, the nice-enough underdog girl won. I just don't remember anything all that "underdog" about Sophie? Like at least Chloe had the good grace to threaten to punch Marc over his "you are pregnant and have STIs you slut" "banter" and make a fool of Jack/Joel for their "LOL A PIZZA, WHO CARES IT'S JUST MONEY" bollocks, and was made to feel like crap on a routine basis. Sophie if anything was the at the heart of BB10's most mind-numbingly dull alliance and never came under attack or had to stand up against anyone (save for some irrelevant stuff about her supposedly eating cereal during the night, which she did, so screw ha).

Also she's been linked to Dane Bowers and Brian Belo since her time in the house so I suppose that's every carefully stacked brick in favour of her having taste, being hurled out of the window violently.

Basically, well done public for deciding to give a blonde a break, twice in the same year in fact, but couldn't we have saved it for Lauren?

I save Kara-Louise because she reminds me of Rogue from the X-Men and that was a nice bunch of films I think so well done to her.

[MB.]

Lisa's already cut isn't she?

[Shaun]

also I love those pretty colours

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

cut Gina.

bye

[Black Dagger]

The colours didnt work either. Soz luvs

[reece(:]

Save Laura
Evict Christopher