[Red Moon]

Sexy Chanelle's BBig dilemma

DEAR CHANELLE

CHANELLE, you shouldn’t judge a man on his sexual performance alone. Ziggy clearly likes you for who you are which is much more important in the long run.

Billi is obviously interested in one thing only, and it isn’t your personality. Anyone who wears shades inside is too vain to be any good as a boyfriend anyway.

If you give it a go, you and Ziggy can have fun spicing up your love life. He’s clearly ready to make an effort — plus he looks much more like David Beckham than Billi does.

Try talking about Carole when you are having sex as a way of prolonging the experience. Or you can send for my leaflet for some more advice on how he can improve his staying power in bed.

DEIDRE

Source: The Sun

[Feral]

That's brilliant!!!

Love the take on the old 'Jackie' photo story!!