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![]() Calling All Security Farmers attacked the Milk Lorry out back |
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![]() Call Security Two Dirty Men on Isle 3 |
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Simba Wiv Ya Friggin ‘Air
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- Is caught smuggling a jar of hellmans mayonnaise and some tanning wipes in my bra -
Last edited by Daniel-X; 24-08-2015 at 05:26 PM. |
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![]() a 2nd Co-Manager has been sent in her name is Mary Ann |
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Simba Wiv Ya Friggin ‘Air
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![]() Doreen's iconic sister Maureen has been made redudant at Ann Summers and has joined the supermarket as the new contraception expert (In need of a femidom or ribbed condoms? Don't worry Maureen is on helping hand plays over the tanoid at least seven times a day) Last edited by Daniel-X; 24-08-2015 at 05:36 PM. |
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Maureen was great at pointing me out to some new lubricants in store. Gina was also very nice and tackled down someone who tried to steal two packets of cheese and onion crisps from my trolley.
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![]() Apart from that, fine. |
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Clean up in aisle 2 please
I have spilled a lot of natural yoghurt |
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I would also like to report that an elderly lady tried to touch me near the non perishables
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I dont want any of my customers getting touched up, Jale is the one giving the blow jobs, cant have our Jale out of business.
Last edited by Will.; 24-08-2015 at 05:52 PM. |
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